false confidence

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[perfeqt]

friendly reminder

it’s okay to cut toxic people from your life

[lady-starkiller]

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

[shopsunflorally]

[what-even-is-thiss]

New girl in my Sunday school class: Are you a girl?

Me: No, but people used to think I was a girl.

Girl: Oh. Is that why the other teacher called you (deadname)?

Me: Yes, that’s my old name I used before I told people I’m not a girl. But I haven’t used my new name forever so sometimes (other teacher) forgets.

Girl: Okay. I’ll remember to use your new name! *bounces over to the toy cars*

…….

Me: I want you to start calling me Mx instead of Miss. Okay?

Little boy: Okay. *violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman, I broked the crayon.

Me: That’s probably because you stabbed the paper with it, buddy.

…….

3 y/o : Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: Sometimes I’m a boy. Sometimes I’m not a boy or a girl.

3 y/o: *proudly puffs out chest* I’m a girl all the time.

Me: Good for you, kiddo.

3 y/o: I know.

…….

Preschoolers understand better than any adult I’ve ever met.

[puns-and-patton]

This is genuinely so adorable and also yeah preschoolers have more intellect than many so called adults

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[veganvaporeon-deactivated201801]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate non-binary fairies please

[lorwhal]

“little sillies” :’3

[bidyke]

Also note that this was written before pink was assigned to girls and blue to boys.

[grillfriend-deactivated20171109]

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i like to have my head petted also

[marmorbun]

I diagnose you with cat

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[bichosis]

yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?

i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.

[bichosis]

like…….. Yall…………..

[bichosis]

[onionsoupsoup]

Poor souls

God straightwashed them

[bichosis]

they were too powerful, they had to be nerfed somehow

[photosynthelys]

do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours