[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[wocko13]

[infectiouspiss]

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

[infectiouspiss]

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

[konoko]

[its-me-em28]

[rockergiirl]

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

[monster2001]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[rainscenes]

EDDIE’S HANDS in 8.04, “No Place Like Home”

[shanesthighs]

Now I wanna hold you, hold you close I don't wanna ever have to let you go — ALL I'VE EVER KNOWN from HADESTOWN

[lafdamn-deactivated20250720]

Apparently regular shenanigans

[wellcollapse]

i was never really interested in buddietommy scenes but ngl knowing tommy canonically viewed eddie as competition for buck has made every single scene w the three of them 100000x more enjoyable to me. it's so juicy. so DELICIOUS. thank you for admitting this tommy you've singlehandedly redeemed multiple eps of this show for me

[rylandsgrace]

#I know when Buck asks for advices, his only answer is always "you should break up"

[selena-soto]

[remarkingonit]

[emziess]

Anirudh Pisharody as Ravi Panikkar 9-1-1, S08E11

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

BUCK BUCKLEY 9-1-1 S08E11