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Love Begins
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Today's Document
Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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shark vs the universe
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Sade Olutola
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@throughthelabrynth
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh crap!!!!
Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain
world heritage post
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm
[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']
can confirm this does fucking slap.
oh yeah that fucking slaps
Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
they have a certain gnc quoi
going on a cybercafé date with my short dominant robotgirl girlfriend, my lap top if you will
gonna get jpegged
gonna get pngnant
Flyer and assistant
@thesporkidentity you are so right bestie.
i can’t believe you would put me on blast like that
human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot
you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car
im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
i have really great news guys, despite it all
it's gonna be okay (/threat)
I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.
fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!
