alright, babygirl

brenna – 24 – she/her – 18+ – ao3 – gifs – vids icon by the lovely @lesbianrobin 🤍 header by the beautiful and talented @mybuddieficrecs

[graceofgosh]

every employer is like "do you want to work in a fast-paced environment? with flexible hours?" where are the slow pace environments with consistency instead

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[hollow-head]

you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[lotrmusical]

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']

[memento-morri-writes]

can confirm this does fucking slap.

[the-insan1ty-clause]

oh yeah that fucking slaps

[periwinkledragons-deactivated20]

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

[clowngirrl]

[dogpuppy]

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

they have a certain gnc quoi

[importantpics]

[notchie]

going on a cybercafé date with my short dominant robotgirl girlfriend, my lap top if you will

[notchie]

gonna get jpegged

[radio-frequency]

gonna get pngnant

[maximien-deactivated20230901]

Flyer and assistant

[amberlyinviolet]

@thesporkidentity you are so right bestie.

[thesporkidentity]

i can’t believe you would put me on blast like that

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[kilncreatures]

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

[kasaneteto]

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

[kasaneteto]

i have really great news guys, despite it all

[scootsyboots]

[sentientsky]

it's gonna be okay (/threat)