Savvy

21 | PDX

[jumex]

due to not wanting to. I will not be

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[mioxenoblade]

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[keithsweatshop]

my favorite thing to do is not talk

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

You’re healing every time you

get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.

don’t think about people who left.

clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.

smile at yourself and random people.

do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.

work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.

calm yourself down when you’re thoughts race.

remember to drink water.

don’t dwell on things you can’t control.

do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.

tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[taur]

[lordkunis-deactivated20160110]

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[zodiacatsea]

Cats are just little dudes

[mushymlmthings]

can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

[penguinmemes]

the signs as penguins

aries -

taurus -

gemini -

cancer - 

leo -

virgo -

libra -

scorpio -

sagittarius -

capricorn -

aquarius - 

pisces - 

[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[alusteratrocious]

Got circumcised at Claire’s

[shinypyrite]

Committed treason at Claire’s

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth