Savannah Jean💓

I have to be closeted irl right now so enjoy this happy soul that gets to unleash her inner gay on tumblr😻😈👭🏳️‍🌈😋☺️ 21 | FL twenty one | florida☀️

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I want a girlfriend 😍

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this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch

[officialunitedstates]

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says

[mothric]

“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says. 

in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”

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my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

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[coerces]

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self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me: 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lecataste]

[tindershwinder]

A well traveled girl

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let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

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god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

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[starz4eyes]

[jazzy-giraffes]

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when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet

[cactsus-deactivated20151222]

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]