#BAD ENOUGH FOR YOU

PM || Sexie

I seriously wanna punch you right now. I never cheated on you with Logan. Fine, let’s do the pointless test. What happens after you officially find out that you’re the dad?

Just because you keep saying that doesn’t make it true. Nothing, because I’m not her dad. What did you expect would happen? Like, what was even the point of telling me all of this? Did you wanna start a family with me? Were you thinking I’d propose to you? Is it a money thing? What exactly were you thinking in that cray brain of yours? I’m curious.

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: I'm mostly kidding. They won't find out unless I tell Riley.

Tommy: I don't understand. Two weeks ago you were saying the exact opposite.

Sawyer: ..Mostly kidding? What's so hot about dads? Don't tell me you're into mine. Gross...

Sawyer: Yea, but that was two weeks ago. Stuff changes.

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: That depends on if you're actually a dad.

Tommy: Uh, that's the spirit?

Tommy: ...this isn't confusing for me at all.

Sawyer: You'd only wanna fuck me if I was a dad..? Better not let your moms find about that.

Sawyer: It's not confusing at all.

Sawyer: I want you, Tommy. That clear enough for you?

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: It's a compliment, dude. You're a total DILF.

Tommy: That sucks. Are you okay?

Tommy: Okay, but the name calling isn't really helping me with the getting over you part.

Sawyer: Ha ha. So, does that mean you wanna fuck me, Lopez?

Sawyer: Peachy. Nothing of value was lost.

Sawyer: Maybe you shouldn't get over me then, babe...

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: Are you sure? I guess you sort of look like a dad. Minus the hats and dad jokes.

Tommy: Are you guys breaking up?

Tommy: Because we're like kind of not friends and it's confusing to hear.

Sawyer: I don't look like a dad. What the fuck, Lopez... I'm barely a few weeks older than you.

Sawyer: Obviously.

Sawyer: Don't be ridiculous. Of course we're friends... what's confusing about it?

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: You're really a dad? Like a /dad/ dad?

Tommy: I do like it, which is the problem.

Sawyer: No, of course I'm not.

Sawyer: I'm only taking a paternity test to make her look stupid. That kid might be hers, but it's definitely not mine.

Sawyer: Why is it a problem? I like it too.

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: ...what?

Tommy: You don't have to keep calling me babe. I already agreed to come over.

Sawyer: Nothing. Long story short, she's insane.

Sawyer: Don't you like me calling you that anymore?

PM || Sexie

You think you’re Mother Teresa? You think sneaking off to see Chelsea in the dead of night makes me think you’re not a liar who can’t be trusted? Stop calling me crazy, Sawyer. I’m not crazy. She’s doomed because she has your shitty fuckboy genes. Because she’s your kid too.

You are crazy. You’re insane, Lexie. I’ve never cheated on you, but I honestly don’t give a shit whether you wanna believe me or not. Fine, let’s have a paternity test or whatever. Me, Logan Lynn and every other shithead that you slept with.

PM || Sexie

Oh my, God I cannot have this conversation with you again. You won’t even believe me when I tell you that she’s yours. Oh, then would you like to do the honors of raising her?

Of course I don’t, since you’re a liar that can’t be trusted. I’d say it was a good decision to let someone else raise her for you, so she at least has somewhat of a chance to not end up crazy like you, but then I remember that it’s your crazy mom that’s raising her, who also raised you. That poor, poor thing... she’s doomed. Why the fuck would I wanna raise your kid?

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: Jesus, dude. What happened?

Tommy: Yeah, okay. Fine, I'll come over.

Sawyer: Some insane story about her little sister being her kid... and oh, apparently i'm a dad.

Sawyer: Good, it's been way too long, babe.

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: You always say that and you always find a way to deal with it.

Tommy: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Sawyer: This time is different. I'm not gonna deal with this. She can go fuck herself.

Sawyer: It is. I miss you, babe.

PM || Sexie

I already told you Logan has nothing to do with this. Why would you even bring him up? I haven’t had sex with anyone except for you, asshole. I don’t know how else to prove it to you. I’m not madly obsessed with Logan, that’s insane. Well, when she’s old enough, I hope my word is good enough for my daughter when I tell her that her dad is an idiotic, selfish deadbeat.

Because you cheated on me with him, obviously. Yea right, nobody believes that, Lex. Right, you do that, and I’ll make sure to tell her her mom is a dumb, selfish bitch. But I guess she would already know that by then, considering you can’t even be bothered to raise your own kid.

Text 📱 Tawyer

Tommy: What's up?

Sawyer: Lexie is crazy. I'm so fucking sick of her.

Sawyer: Can you come over?

Text 📱 Tawyer

Sawyer: Don't ignore me.

Sawyer: I need to talk to you.

PM || Sexie

I didn’t lie, I just never told you until now. There’s a difference. Stop telling me I’m crazy, okay? No, it’s not about money. It’s about me thinking you were ready to know about your daughter but I was obviously wrong. Gee, I don’t know? My word alone should be enough, but my kid and my parents are proof too.

Right, so it’s totally a coincidence that Logan Lynn and that bleacher ho are having a baby and that all of the sudden you have one too? Fuck, you’re so transparent, Lex. Even if she really is yours, why would I believe she’s mine? It wouldn’t be the first time you cheated on me. Plus, that hellspawn looks nothing like me. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s also Lynn’s since you’re so madly obsessed with that loser. Your word isn’t gonna cut it.

PM || Sexie

That’s crazy. Obviously, I was pregnant without anyone knowing except my mom. I just had the whole the planned out really carefully. She’s my daughter, our daughter. I’m not afraid that you’ll leave me. That’s why I told you in the first place.

Then why did you lie to me about it?? For four fucking months... This is crazy, you’re crazy... Do you want money? Is that what this is about? Too bad, because you’re not getting any. Do you even have any proof to back up this insanity?