This is Raymond Livingston A.K.A. Silent Slice. Livingston A.K.A. Slice was in a secret special operations unit in the British Armed Forces. It was once said he could take down 10 men with one bowie knife and a lit cigar in his mouth. The Ministry of Defence was always worried about this agent with a lone-wolf attitude and a davil-may-care smile and their worries were validated when in 2010 he released this video to the press in which he joins the cyber-terrorist cell codename “Tubers” Special Agent Dobson acting on information provided by Officer Torn, intercept a flight of weapons and illegal funny finger friend video due to enter the country, where they confront Livingston A.K.A. Slice and his men and accuse them of corruption. Upon opening the crates, however, Officer Torn finds AT4 anti-tank weapons as declared in the flight manifest. Before Livingston, known by friends as Slice, could be re-arrested, Dobson opened up one of the anti-tank weapon crates, filled with slime surprise eggs and discovered that they are filled with pure opium. And that’s how he was arrested but he didn’t go without a fight. Livingston A.K.A. Slice shot 10 security officers, 1 bystander holding a dog (dog lived) in the fight to take him down. Once in prison he had his cronies smuggle Pure Digital Flip Ultra (fig. 1) so he could film Prisoners React To Cafeteria Slop videos which earned him over 20,00,000,000 views in a week. Simply put, the guards were panicking and one tried to kill him. He killed the guard himself. Him being Livingston/Slice. He was put in solitary confinement but due to his excellent problem solving skills, tactical training and survivalist brain tunneled out by sharpening the plastic spoons they gave him with his teeth but was apprehended once again when there was a credit card charge in his name to then Turkish President Abdullah Gül. It turned out he was repaying the politician for going halfsies a subway sandwich they split during peace talks in 2008. This time, as they were trying to cuff him, Livingston A.K.A. Slice murdered 43 cops in cold blood with his bare hands. While in cuffs. I shit you not. This happened in Chicago as he had hidden himself on a yacht that was also smuggling opium into the States. In fact, the song The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace was written about it. In short Raymond Livingston A.K.A. Silent Slice was put in a maximum-plus-plus containment facility funded by the United Nations that exists in the center of the Bermuda Triangle. You can find it on Google Maps, it is shaped like an octagon. Ray A.K.A. Silent became rageful with stress not being able to get more likes and subscribers and video responses that he bit a nurse’s nose off as she took his blood. When a guard tried to intervene he killed him too, this time using only his teeth and a list of the top ten reasons why it’s not okay to incarcerate him. He was finally executed by the electric chair in 2013 and it took him two seconds to die. He was aged 54. But you probably didn’t know any of this becasue the internet is so obsessed with America and TV Shows that no other country exists, right? All in all this Slice/Livingston guy was a real rogue, a video game antihero come to life… except he has more anti than hero, I’d wager.
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