The No.1 Bitch

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Aliens probably.

Aliens: they have a small room just for shitting. How inspirational. Then they pull a lever and it all gets pushed away with little bits of water, why can't they just shit on rocks like we do? Smells great.

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Me, probably.

Me, as a singer: Are there any under 18's in the audience tonight?

Crowd: ...

Me: Asking for a friend. I mean it, I'm really asking for a friend, any of you wanna fill the position?

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the gripping saga

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Fanfics: Frerard vs Peterick.

Peterick: Aw, babe I love you so much. we'll be together forever and have a happy family life.

Frerard: BLOOD SO MUCH BLOOD. DEATH. MURDER. VAMPIRES.

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Band members at the cinema #2

Gerard: Shh, Guys- It's starting.. Shh!

Frank: We're all being qui-

Gerard: Sh!

Mikey: Gerard, These are the ads.

Gerard: You try telling me that those crunchy nut cornflakes don't make you scream.

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I guess I shouldn’t call it band members if Ryan’s in it. Oops. 

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Band members reading books.

Brendon reading aloud: And then the-

Ryan: The great Brendon Urie shut his fucking mouth.

Brendon: AnD THEN THE MILK LORD WAS SUMMONED.

Ryan: Oh fuck, Not again, Brendon.

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Band members at the cinema

*Brendon aggressively singing along to the star wars theme*

Ryan: Brendon shut the fuck up.

Brendon: But I'm blessing the people with my glorious vocal noises.

Ryan:

Brendon:

Spencer: Well he's not wrong.

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What band members are most likely to google #3

Gerard: Glittery dolphins. How not to be cool. Dad memes

Frank: How to not be sour about your ex. Puppers being secsy.

Mikey: SportsSportsSportsSports

Ray: How to get people to know who you are.

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What band members are most likely to google #2

Ryan: How to stop the milk lord.

Brendon: How to get your boyfriend to accept your kinks.

Ryan: How to make milk illegal.

Brendon: How to make Ryan fuck off.

Ryan: How to hint that you don't want the milk.

Brendon: How to shUT THE FUCK UP, RYAN

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What band members are most likely to google #1

Pete: Puppies. Gay puppies. Can you legally marry your dog? How to get Patrick to love you

Patrick: How to file a restraining order

Andy: Sexy vegetables. How to forget your emo years

Joe: Show me the meme

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Peterick vs Ryden #55

Pete: *posts a selfie*

Patrick: you’re such a handsome man, i love you 😍

vs

Brendon: *posts a selfie*

Ryan: not sure what’s bigger, your forehead or your ego

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following spree woo

Please reblog this if you post about any of the following:

-Dan and Phil

-The Harry Potter universe

-Doddleoddle

-Panic! At The Disco

-TØP

-Any kind of art

-Studio Ghibli stuff

I will look at your blog and follow you if I like your stuff. Have a good day! xx

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Yis. I do that sometime.

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