( speedy gonzalez. )

i like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope which is what i do and that enables you to laugh at life's realities

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[sawyrcampbell]

lockwocd:

‘     please don’t.     ’     she shook her head , locking the group head beneath the spout   &&   moving to bag one of the muffins from the fridge before she passed it over to him .    ‘     only way to drink coffee , or espresso really .     ’       she shrugged with a small smile .    ‘    &&  alien sex ?  is that what people are into these days , what the hell ?     ’    shaking her head once more , she capped the coffee cup before sliding it over the bench ,  G E N T L Y ,  towards him .    ‘    caia lockwood  &&  thanks , i think.    ’

Sawyer layered a hand over his heart and let out a small whine. “Ouch,” he laughed. “Understandable, though. I mean, it'd be a bit weird if you just let random strangers kiss you because you have no idea what you're gonna get -- kinda bummed, though. Didn't think I was that ew,” he made a face, still joking about the matter. “I don't think I've ever had an espresso -- actually, that's a lie, too. I had one when I was fifteen... big mistake,” he said, waving his hands about to emphasise his point. “Me plus coffee is a bad enough idea at the best of times, but me and espresso? It was a good thing I didn't destroy the world because holy fuck it was a disaster.” When she slid over his order, he pulled out his wallet and took a twenty dollar bill out then extended it out to her. “It's 2017, I would be surprised if it wasn't,” he chuckled. “You're welcome, Caia. You're my new hero.”

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lockwocd:

eye lids flutter slightly , her expression almost stunned before a smile spreads across petal lips , ramblers were always interesting . with a shake of fiery red tendrils , caia straightened tucking the cloth into her back pocket , silently moving back around the counter .    it took her a moment to grind the coffee before she spoke again ,     ‘     what are you having then  ?     ’      she tampered the coffee before brushing away the excess , looking up at him with an  EXPECTANT  expression , viridescent eyes piercings .     ‘     &&  that’s a no to the video game , been busy lately .     ’     after all , what twenty one year old had eighteen year old kids to look after ?

“Holy shit, I could just kiss you right now,” Sawyer perched himself on the edge of one of the tables, grinning widely. “Just a black coffee, I'm very basic like that.” Fingers picked at the zip of his hooded sweatshirt as he watched the redhead. “Ah, that sucks. Well, if you ever want to play it I'm your guy. Beautiful graphics, alien sex and fighting -- what more could people want? I'm Sawyer, by the way. Sawyer Campbell at your service.”

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lockwocd:

*  OPEN STARTER !!

‘    we’re   CLOSED .     ’     the young redhead called quickly ,  a cloth almost ripped between exhausted fingertips as she wiped down the  L A S T  of the tables .    ‘    can you not read the sign ?   ’

“Actually... no,” Sawyer scrunched his nose up and gave the woman a sheepish grin, though laughter soon followed and he shook his head. “That's a lie, I can read. I'm very efficient at it -- I'm efficient at quite a lot of things, like gaming. Have you played the new Mass Effect? Epic, man. Epic -- right, this place is closed. Look, I get that - I really do - but this dude is in dire need of some coffee and one of your famous choc chip muffins, I was wondering if you'd do me a solid and help me out just this once. You'll be my favourite person ever if you do.”

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amelialcpez:

 A smiled formed on her lips when the male picked up on her voice and turned his attention towards her. She was happy that he didn’t seem too embarrassed by the fact that she’d been listening to him for all this time. “Really?” the girl said as she stepped in and proceeded to make her way towards him. “Let me hear it.”

Sawyer made a show of stretching his arms out then cracking his fingers before patting the space on the stool for the woman to come join him. Once he was sure that he had her attention, he dropped his fingers back to the keys and proceeded to play a choppy version of the children’s song while deliberately singing terribly. “Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you aaaaare,” he grinned at her as the words flowed from his mouth.

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avisutton:

“Oh, yeah, completely,” Avi snorted, shaking his head but smiling all the same. “I mean, let’s be honest, you could probably wear a paper bag and still look hot, yeah?”

Sawyer looked himself up and down then did the same to Avriel. A pause followed and then he laughed. “Call me jalapeno because I’m hot, hot, hot,” he smirked. “Not even a little stain can ruin my mood right now.” He reached over and grabbed a few napkins then wiped his trousers down. “There, even hotter.”

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gracekinkvid:

“I’m fine,” Grace said as she peered at someone who seemed to be looking at her in turn. “I just had a really bad case of neglect come in and the dog is completely frightened.” She wiped at her cheek and sighed, not having realized how emotional she would get after opening this shelter. “It’s just heartbreaking.” 

“If this is fine then I'd hate to see what not fine looks like,” Sawyer couldn't help himself as he replied. There was one thing - okay, two things in life - that Sawyer couldn't handle: sadness and silence. Silence drove him crazy and sadness rendered him useless and confused, but that didn't stop him from trying to distract or cheer up those he came across. It was in his nature, he couldn't help that any more than the fact he had ADHD. It was just fact, and considering it involved animals it was of no surprise that Sawyer inserted himself into the situation. “Is there anything that can be done? I have some time...”

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oforeillys:

Cornelia was a bit overwhelmed with her work, which was the reason she had decided to go for a walk and maybe find one of her friends around to town to take her mind off of things. When she thought of sawyer she half expected to find him being a ball of hyperness, but was confronted by quite the contrary. She leaned on the door frame as she watched, waiting for him to finish, not wanting to interrupt.

The song eventually came to a natural close and the male's fingers hovered over the last keys he had pressed. He allowed the fading melody to trickle through his thoughts for a moment as he embraced the calmness that often evaded him, but then he saw the familiar brunette out of the corner of his eyes and a wide grin appeared on his lips. “Corny Collins! Stalking me now, eh?” he laughed, patting the space on the stool beside him. “Come join me!”

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jewelsgreyson:

Jewels had obviously forgotten what she was doing the moment she entered the room and she heard the piano playing, it was always like that, images of her mom would run in her head. Beautiful long blonde hair and how much she enjoyed playing the piano for everyone in the morning, the way her face lighted up as she showed Jewels how to do it. Her heart skipped at a bit, it had a been a while since she had allowed herself to remember, because as beautiful as memories were, they were also very painful. She rested on the door brain and closed her eyes as she allowed herself to remember just a little more.

After a while, Sawyer soon became aware of the fact that he was no longer alone. His playing slowed to an eventual standstill and he swung himself round on the piano stool so that he was now facing his audience. “Hey there, pretty lady,” he grinned. “You enjoying yourself there?”

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amelialcpez:

Amelia followed the sound of music throughout the building until she paused when she noted a male playing beautifully. Her head tilted as she quietly watched and enjoyed the personal show the male displayed. She didn’t want to bother him or have him stop, so she stayed as still and as quiet as she could. Only when he stop did she clap her hands and grin. “That’s beautiful.”

Sawyer's fingers stilled their movements and he shifted a couple of times to realign his spine after spending so long in one position before turning to the voice that interrupted the dead air that was currently between his ears. “If you think that's beautiful, wait till you hear my Twinkle Twinkle.”

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masoncampbell:

“I mean, I might have missed you a little bit as well. Although, most of what you just said was a confusing mess.” Mason replied, sending him a soft chuckle. His cousin had always been fairly different than him, and surely got a lot more popculture references than he did. “Surrrre you will.” Mason replied, letting out a soft chuckle. He’d always gone out of his way to be one of the most responsible people he knew. “I do trust you, I just like to be on the safe side. If you can easily break in, I am sure anyone can.”

“I knew you loved me,” Sawyer layered a hand over his heart and grinned. “Man, I figured you'd have learned to read between the lines by now, but it's okay. I guess I can write out a book of Sawyer translations to help you along. Hell, I might sell it on Amazon so I could bring in an extra few bucks. What do you think? Do you think many would buy it?” He was under no illusion that he was a popular guy but he had to admit that the thought was humorous enough. “I will, Mase. I will... eventually. Have a little faith, cuz. Have a little faith in me,” he then sung, waving his hand wildly. “You think it was easy getting in here? Dude, it took me like an hour or something. Normally I would've just given up but dammit, I was hungry.”

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medicmica:

     “I, uh. I think you either just hit on me, or told me that your Grindr profile is my responsibility. Either way, I’m confused.” He admitted with a laugh, trying to cover up the twist in his stomach at the thought of going out to a club. Confined spaces filled with sweaty bodies and people trying to scope out their prey weren’t exactly the places he liked to go– actually, they were the very opposite. Unlike Sawyer, Mica’s sexual appetite was something that he could easily control and didn’t find himself clawing at the walls to get laid (hell, he hadn’t been laid since his last relationship and that was when he was 21). But the one thing that Mica didn’t want to be any more was a disappointment, he didn’t want to find a reason not to make plans any more…he needed out. So, against his better judgement, the doctor replied with a soft “Fiiine…” as he put his book down and ran his hand through his hair. “Just as long as you promise not to ditch me as soon as we get there. I get that you’re craving man flesh, but you’re buying me a drink first.”

“I think I've learned by now that hitting on you is like trying to walk through quicksand, it ain't going nowhere,” he chuckled. Not that he never tried, however. He actually found himself liking the male which, in Sawyer language, meant that the other was now subjected to whatever the hell nonsense that often came out of Sawyer's mouth, and that had a tendency to involve harmless flirting, innuendos and begging to go out instead of being cooped up inside all day. They were unlikely friends, and Sawyer was just trying to help Mica out as best as he could. The cinema worker's way of approaching that was not always so linear, though. He was unpredictable, unaware and more often than not unreliable when it came to making coherent plans. The one thing he couldn't be faulted for, though, was the fact that Sawyer never stopped trying. He just had to find a healthy middle ground for his actions, and he figured the more he got to know Mica the more he would learn what boundaries existed and how to honour them. “YES!” Sawyer suddenly exclaimed as hands punched through the air. Success. “You're not going to regret it. I mean, you could? But I'm hoping you won't, I just take no credit or fault if you meet someone and then regret that. That'll be the fault of your loins,” he laughed. “I'm not gonna ditch you, man. I wouldn't do that,” he then reassured the other. Sure, he had a habit of wandering off, but he'd never intentionally leave anyone behind. “I'm partial to woman flesh, too, but that's whatever,” he waved a hand vaguely. “I'll buy the first two rounds, how does that sound?”

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callieriivers:

“I like the sound of that,” Callie said with another chuckle. “Well, a girl could want a drink or maybe even some food while you tell her all those other puns you have in mind,” she teasingly said. 

“So... basically a date?” Sawyer asked, grinning wickedly at the blonde woman. “Food, drink and puns? Sounds like a fuckin' fantastic night, not going to lie.”

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addisonxyates:

“Really and what is your bat signal look like? How would I call for a professionally skilled screw up?” Addison asked him with amusement at the extremely embellished statements that he was just throwing around. “Cape but no mask. After all, why hide your identity when you are oh so skilled?” She shook her head at this conversation but at least it was someone who was in touch with their personality and knew what they could and could not do. Someone that took responsibility for their actions. Maybe she was reading too much into what was a much lighter conversation. “Ah but in these kinds of things, I’m also a professional screw up. People are nice and I’m a dick back. That’s what gave me my powers to begin with.” 

“Dick sign. Definitely a dick sign,” Sawyer wasted no time in replying. Besides, he had spoken with the brunette long enough to figure she would have expected that kind of answer by now. If not, well... there it was. “Flash the dick and I'll be there -- that sounded less dirty in my head,” he chuckled. Though, considering his thoughts, that wasn't exactly truthful. “Cape but no mask, got it. That's my Halloween costume sorted this year. A mask would also hide my handsome features and we wouldn't want to deprive the world of that, do we?” a brow lifted. Sawyer didn't really have a concept of what was over-confident or not, he mostly said what he thought without fear of consequence. The main thing he focused on was the fact that he didn't focus on what comes out of his mouth; less worrying that way. “You could be my sidekick, then,” he grinned wider. “Dick and Vagina,” he waved a hand through the air. “Here to screw the world up with one innuendo at a time. Whaddya think?”

[sawyrcampbell]

Sawyer was rarely in a state of calm. His mind ran fast and his mouth faster still; the male barely had a moment to himself as the world and people around him constantly invaded his thoughts. The only time he seemed to pause was when he had his headphones in or piano keys underneath his fingers. The noise and the concentration needed to play kept everything else at bay. It was the only time he seemed to be perfectly content, and as his fingers glided over the ivories, the male found himself engrossed, so much so that he didn’t realise he had an audience.