Harold Saxon

Can't you here the drums? They're getting closer Ooc: Mod is a minor so please keep that in mind (Ask-blog: run by @chaosducks)

[saxon-official]

So, humans.

What's happened since I've been away?

Why's there an orange man doing a terrible version of my job?

Who let that happen?

[saxon-official]

Honestly, with everything that's going on on this sick sick country, I might as well just make a come back. The people love me, and I'll do way better than that cow in charge now

[saxon-official]

Whose your favorite telly tubby?

Easy: tinky winky

[saxon-official]

L I C K

Pardon?

[saxon-official]

Soup

What kind of soup?

[saxon-official]

boo! *throws tomato at you* boo! 🍅🍅🍅

Well that's rude

[saxon-official]

Throws you in the oven

Are we cooking me? Why are we cooking me?

[saxon-official]

[he keep flicking stuff at his head while he’s sitting on a random bookshelf]

-Ivy

What are you looking at?...

[saxon-official]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

*starts playing the loyal legion march on flute*

Are you trying to call me like you would call a cat?

I am not a cat

[0ghostbird0]

*blasts the loyal legion march on flute*

[saxon-official]

Am I getting my own fan fair now?

Okay, I can deal with that

[drwho-rp-cause-imma-nerd]

oh just because you kill a few thousand humans you get a marching band? where’s my marching band i killed a planet too

[saxon-official]

Who even are you? No one's even heard of you ... Or the planet you killed?

[drwho-rp-cause-imma-nerd]

damn you’re worse than your husband i’d think you’d recognize another time lord

[saxon-official]

I don't have a husband

I have a wonderful wife called Lucy whom I love very much

[saxon-official]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

*starts playing the loyal legion march on flute*

Are you trying to call me like you would call a cat?

I am not a cat

[0ghostbird0]

*blasts the loyal legion march on flute*

[saxon-official]

Am I getting my own fan fair now?

Okay, I can deal with that

[drwho-rp-cause-imma-nerd]

oh just because you kill a few thousand humans you get a marching band? where’s my marching band i killed a planet too

[saxon-official]

Who even are you? No one's even heard of you ... Or the planet you killed?

[saxon-official]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

*starts playing the loyal legion march on flute*

Are you trying to call me like you would call a cat?

I am not a cat

[0ghostbird0]

*blasts the loyal legion march on flute*

[saxon-official]

Am I getting my own fan fair now?

Okay, I can deal with that

[saxon-official]

[he pops up behind Saxon] hey old man

-Ivy

Who are you calling old man?

And where did you come from, you shouldn't be in here.

[drwho-rp-cause-imma-nerd]

i came from your mom and you’re like 800 years older than me at least elder

[saxon-official]

My mum? I barely remember my mother.

[saxon-official]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

*starts playing the loyal legion march on flute*

Are you trying to call me like you would call a cat?

I am not a cat

[saxon-official]

[he pops up behind Saxon] hey old man

-Ivy

Who are you calling old man?

And where did you come from, you shouldn't be in here.

[saxon-official]

are you looking to open your marriage

No? Why would I be?

[saxon-official]

How’d you know she’s the lesbian with the cheerleader song though 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Don't ask stupid questions

[saxon-official]

If you don't know Sam Tyler, do you know a Gene Hunt?

No I don't, what sort of a question is that?