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‘02 𖦹 "a poison to fall out boy rpf" 𖦹 ao3 𖦹 minors fuck off

[cryptophasiac]

FOB hate you

i sure hope so i don’t like them either

[tomorrowillbeyou]

real emo has never been tried

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Is there something you'd like to share with the class

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[roseworth]

wearing a shirt that says “even in an au fanfiction, the characters, relationships, or even the scenarios are recognizable in the best fanfic, and an au without ties to the source material may be a fine story but it’s not a good fanfiction” and booty shorts that say “I HATE FUN”

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[joeyclaire]

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

[oate]

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

[morphinefiend]

so awesome that gerard worrying himself sick thinking mikey was going to catch aids and die is a real thing in the my chem canon

[mcrwasdeadandgone]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

[justandrighteous]

so much about Pete makes sense when we remember that he was literally tortured.

[girlbloke]

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

[ghools]

[cryptophasiac]

i assume we aren't probably gonna get another michael day/patrick installment in the mmy verse so i just wanna know... how did michael teaching patrick to suck dick (and the other wonderful aspects of gay sex) go?

omg i know i said there wouldn’t be one but you’ve given me some brain worms. but in case there isn’t one i’ll put some thoughts under the cut

michael blows patrick first, with all of his expert technique and skill. he can’t take much down his throat but he’s good with his hands and he sucks so hard on the tip it doesn’t matter. in his post orgasm haze, patrick says something about needing to learn how to do that. michael asks if he wants to practice now. that gets patrick to sit up.

michael is cupping patrick’s face while patrick gets down on his knees. michael sits on the side of the hotel bed, so he isn’t as scary or imposing. he’s patient with patrick. he lets him unbutton and unzip his pants himself, so he can go at his own pace. he lets him feel his bulge exploratorily and lets him pull his cock out when he’s ready.

then patrick just kind of stares at it blankly like the coked out little princess he is. he looks like he’s awaiting instruction so michael tells him to try licking it first. patrick licks at the underside and feels it twitch against his mouth, which is a fun and encouraging experience for him. he looks up at michael with big baby blue eyes and asks if he can put it in his mouth.

michael tells him, “of course you can, baby,” so patrick does. he suckles on the tip like it’s a lollipop for a bit until michael tells him to use his hands on the rest. he spends some time essentially jerking michael off into his mouth before michael starts to guide his head gently up and down. patrick begins to follow the rhythm and later tries to get deeper. he makes it farther down that michael thought he could, but he does choke and has to be pulled off (he’s trying to fight thru it the brave little thing). michael tells him he did such a good job and to hold still so he can finish on his face.

patrick later takes to asking to practice with michael pretty often because he had a lot of fun with his mouth and michael is the opposite of opposed to the idea. patrick likes eating pussy and sucking dick is a skill that can also be honed but is mostly based on effort unless you wanna do fancy stuff. but patrick does wanna do fancy stuff. so when he has the realization while singing that he can open his throat for low notes, he’s so excited to ask michael if he can try to deep throat him.

it’s a bit different than singing so the first time doesn’t last very long before patrick’s throat hurts, but the look on michael’s face is enough to make patrick wanna keep trying.

[cryptophasiac]

i couldn’t get him out of my head, so here’s a little dan/jeph oneshot starring porn star jepha

📸🍻💋💣 10k words | Dan/Jepha | Explicit

[locamotivednp]

My rpf hot take is and forever will be that I don’t care what the celebrity thinks about rpf. Part of being in the public eye (and making money off the public interest) is that people will have opinions about you and some of those opinions will be that it would be hot if you kissed your friend.

However ☝️ rpf is for fans in fan spaces. Ethical rpf is not rpf of people who are okay with it (although I love you Dan and Phil) it’s keeping rpf in spaces that celebrities can’t easily find it. It’s keeping the real people and their real lives out of it.

[goblinbrothers]

bert strikes me as someone who likes to give blow jobs at inconvenient times and locations just to cause problems. truly the brattiest sub to ever, likes being the instigator and maybe also being a slut.