@deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @leithdragon you can’t just leave these gems here… let me show you this playing out.
Alfred: You are just giving me your little brother? But don’t you want him?
Bjorn: That is the thing Alfred, we don’t want our little brother anymore, he is a liability, an addict, a drunk. He also is super clingy and I believe he thinks he is a Koala. What is a Koala? It’s a little bear that clings to his parent, I seen it while out in the Mediterranean. My baby brother is a Koala and me and Ubbe don’t want him clinging to us anymore
Ubbe: Hvitserk threw away my unconditional love the second he jumped from my boat to join Ivar. He has done nothing but disappoint me since he returned, we have to think about our fathers name, our family’s name. Therefore he is yours if you want him. He likes food and hugs.
Bjorn: If you don’t like him just hang him, I was going to burn him alive to keep myself warm anyway
Alfred: I see…then I will put my seal on these adoption papers at once! And so it is done.
Ubbe and Bjorn: *sighs of relief*
Elsewith: “What the hell is happening?”
Judith: “Just look happy… my son has adopted a pagan”
Alfred: Thank you Ubbe, I will look after your brother and adopt him as my godson, he will be looked after most well
Alfred: Bring me Hvitserk Ragnarsson, cut his legs a little with swords so he can’t escape for at least three months, in that time him and I can talk about our furniture together… and about his new name, his new clothes, his new bed, his new toys, how he likes his hugs, what food he likes…
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