I’m what you get when you Google bisexual disaster

I’m here for a good time, not a long time {Pronouns: She/Her}

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[smileytriceratops]

i think we deserve a drink. have one for me. hey, if we can get through this... i'm not going in. look. if you need forgiveness, i'll give that to you. you're forgiven. please come inside. take care of them for me. calrke- no. seeing their faces every day is just gonna remind me of what i did to get them here. what we did. you don't have to do this alone. i bear it so they don't have to. where you gonna go? i don't know. may we meet again. may we meet again.

[bellarkesendgame]

I just logged into tumblr again after YEARS and I completely forgot I had a bellarke fan account. So sad I abandoned it but scrolling through its safe to say my obsession with them never left. I mourn them truly #thatcouldvebeen 💔

[latenightgasstationwalk]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[anxietyproblem]

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[coldswarkids]

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[whimsicalfairytales]

All of tumblr the second it becomes march

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[last-iso-quorra]

[realistic-breadstick]

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[sugardaddylukeskywalker]

[a-blue-goblin]