just had the most edge of my fucking seat town of salem game lads
so yeah whatever it’s coven all any which is, in fact, codeword for ‘OFF THE FUCKING RAILS,’ to start out with, i’m just some little bro in the mafia as a disquiser trying my best and i got a guardian angel and im whispering this dude like ‘oh fuck man im sorry im mafia you probably lost this im sorry’ and hes just like ‘NO. we will MAKE THIS HAPPEN.’
so yadda yadda the game’s as normal, everyone thinks i’m a lookout, me and my guardian angel are memeing at each other like ‘haha please dont die man’ and im like ‘haha no u’ while also CRYING GROSSLY
and both of my mafia dudes die in one night, im a mafioso now, and im like ‘oh fuck’ and my GA is probably just like ‘oh fuck.’ an amnesiac remembered they were like the coven leader, who died n1, and the other remaining person is an arsonist. my ga is long dead but im still making my fellow mafia dudes forward to him at night ‘THANK YOU I LOVE YOU’ because being a ga is hard.
so to recap, the alive list is:
1. me, fuckhands mcmafioso
2. amnes turned coven leader that town was like ‘yeah theres two amnesiacs this isnt the coven leader’
3. an arsonist who had only spoken in whispers to the coven leader/amnes the whole time.
it’s the end of the game now. we are all in tears. it’s like. n9. its awful. and im just like ‘uhhh well this is uncomfy now aint it’
‘yeah it is hehe we’re gonna kill you now and make the game a draw!~’
and in a quick breath of speech 100, im like, ‘well my guardian angel specifically requested that i have a good day and dying would be the opposite of that.’
and they’re just like ‘oh ur right my b chief’
so i dont get hanged. and then it’s next night where the arsonist is just like ‘hehe im gonna douse u’ and im like ‘why do that when we can kill the coven leader?’ so we go to hang her but it’s 1v1. and then they vote me up and the arso is just like ‘idk man i wanna win but like meh, y’kno?’ and i get 1v1 voted down. so nobody dies. but that night the coven leader (who i earlier voted guilty on) was just like ‘UR GONNA DIE TONIGHT, MAFIA DUDE’
so it rolls over to morning and i am not dead, and the game gets the wonder screen of ‘GUARDIAN ANGEL WINS’ and. only the guardian angel.
it was. wild as shit. i hope that guy knows i love him i should’ve fr’d him we were a good team compromised of crying into each other’s arms
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