say hello to kelly:

my name is kelly. i live in brooklyn. i am twenty-something. that is all. any questions?

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Salad men are here to eat your children. (at Bread & Butter)

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Lazy cat fight.

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Today the woman at Sephora told me, "Now you get the extra special card!" #sephora #vibrouge

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My mom says the sky has a white goatee.

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BACON.

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Celebrated my newfound singledom last night by eating an entire pizza in bed and watching 200 Cigarettes. So happy to get back to my normal state of being continually alone and eating food until it is painful.

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Summer solstice.

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When you love someone you don't have to be nice all the time.

Adam, Girls

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And darling, you should know that I have fantasies about being alone.

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Father's Day!

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My tree is growing mushrooms.

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Workin on my #nightcheese

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Happy summer.

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Things I was able to do with a 5-day weekend:

- Watch the new season of Arrested Development twice

- Install a washing machine in my apartment

- Do ~10 loads of laundry

- Re-do my backyard garden

- Clean my entire apartment

- Get my roots dyed

- Hit the gym twice

- Bake cookies (& eat cookies)

- Make artichokes

- Post a Craigslist ad for a new roommate, interview, select a new roommate, get deposit check from new roommate

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This tumblr post will be admissable when you finally snap and kill yr roommate

Yes - it will help get me off, as it is proof that the murder was in self-defense.

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Just cleaned my entire bathroom last night. Come home after work today, and the inside of the toilet is literally covered in shit. I HATE MY LIFE AND NEED TO MURDER EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD SO I CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO LIVE ALONE.