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707: whoever created this account is an idiot lmaooooo

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I LOVE YOUR ACC

i dont know how old this is but i just read this n shed a gay ass mf ing tear thank u muah =3=

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ZEN: [sees a spider]

ZEN: [screams]

SPIDER: the STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. now listen i major in music and that was surely an a5. fascinating vibrato. impeccable technic. bravo

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[in court]

ZEN: [whispers to lawyer]

LAWYER: this has nothing to do with the case

ZEN: just ask

LAWYER: [sighs and looks at the judge] do you think he’s cute be honest

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POLICE: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

ZEN: damn it

ZEN: wait.. three?

POLICE: ..yes, three?

ZEN: what the fuck

ZEN: [turns around and checks]

ZEN: FUCK!

SEVEN: oh no!

SAERAN: thank god

POLICE: sir??

ZEN: YOOSUNG FUCKING FELL OFF

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JUMIN: who broke the coffee machine? i’m not mad, i just wanna know

V: i did. i broke it

JUMIN: no. no, you didn’t. seven?

SEVEN: don’t look at me. look at jaehee!

JAEHEE: what?! i didn’t break it

SEVEN: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

JAEHEE: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

SEVEN: suspicious

JAEHEE: no, it’s not

YOOSUNG: if it matters, probably not... zen was the last one to use it

ZEN: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

YOOSUNG: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

ZEN: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that!

V: all right, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, jumin

JUMIN: no. who broke it?

JAEHEE: jumin, saeran’s been awfully quiet...

SAERAN: really?!

JAEHEE: yeah, really

[later]

JUMIN: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

JUMIN: good. it was getting a little chummy around here

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ZEN: nice hands, MC

MC: uh, thank you...?

ZEN: i bet they'd look even better around my-

SEVEN: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN

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SEVEN: hey yoosung, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

YOOSUNG: really? i didn’t know this new slang!

[few minutes later]

YOOSUNG: thank you so much for helping me, zen. you’re such a thot

ZEN: i’m a WHAT?!

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[playing english scrabble]

SEVEN: i will put my "A" down to make "A"

ZEN: i will add "T" to your “A” to make "AT"

YOOSUNG: i will add onto your "AT" to make “RAT”

JUMIN: i will add onto your “RAT” to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

ZEN: [flips the board]

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SEVEN: [gets hit by a car]

STRANGER: oh my god, are you okay?!

SEVEN: please.. i need my pho- phone

STRANGER: [hands seven his phone]

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MC: i love you so much and you're so dear to me

JAEHEE:

MC: oops autocorrect, i meant hello

JAEHEE: this is a physical conversation

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MC: why is your back all scratched up?

SEVEN: [thinking back to when he chased a raccoon down an alley after MC told him not to] i'm having an affair