sayomiakihiko

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[wellillbedamned]

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

[passionfruitandvelvet]

I’m utterly unsurprised and thoroughly entertained

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[catchymemes]

[pomrania]

“But what can you actually DO with a degree in [insert subject here]?!”

Write fanfiction with a high degree of accuracy in a very specific field, next question.

[flame-cat]

tolkien ghostwrote this

[pomrania]

I shall take that as an incredibly strong compliment.

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle-deactivated20260710]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

[jasminetea-andpaisho]

One day you get an alert that someone liked your comment

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

It was me, on a separate account

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

It’s like home, but not

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[antifaintl]

Reminder.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

[daisenseiben]

A good sax solo be like that.

[6ilit-deactivated20250716]

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

[a-well-meaning-goat-deactivated]

Yeah? And? Coward.

[hustlerose]

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[mrsbeefheart]

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

[electricalice]

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

[hipsterinatardis]

“mary i know ur only half a virgin” “fuck off gabriel”

[butchfaith]

the female impressionists…………………… they Knew……………..

[butchfaith]

she Knows…………. she Gets It………….

[butchfaith]

she Knows…………………..

[butchfaith]

these ladies? they Know……….

[bwitiye]

1. Berthe Morisot, The Cradle, oil on canvas

2. Eva Gonzalès, In the Boat, oil on canvas

3. Marie Bracquemond, On the Terrace at Sèvres, oil on canvas

[fagdogpunk]

I mean thats just what happens when you live in the 19th century when you couldnt vote and hated your husband