honestly? mood.

lou. 30s. known villain stan. too gay to function. thequeeninthenorth on ao3.

[sunderwight]

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

[userfish]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

me, calling my brother, urgently: ok, who would win, the knights of the round table or the kpop demon hunters? you may laugh, but listen, the three of them jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed totally fine IN HEELS at their kpop concert. i dont know that they can take much damage. plus i think lancelot would be really overwhelmed by the concept of kpop. and

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

he asked 1) how many knights and 2) can the kpop demon hunter weapons hurt humans. much to consider

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i would say one definite disadvantage is that the knights do NOT have the magic of friendship. they are always infighting. they would never achieve the golden honmoon that’s for sure

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[machinot]

Guys I can’t believe they’re finally letting me do this I got a verification code that they didn’t warn me not to share to other people this feels so fucking freeing

[saveyourhelplessspite]

[spritzes acespec juice on your blorbo] sorry it looked like they were missing a certain je ne sais quoi, they got something demisexual goin' for 'em now though, maybe more gray or fray though, mixed bag with this stuff i tell ya, never know what you're gettin'

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[losingwithloutwitch]

[theonion]

Breathing a deep sigh of relief as the credits rolled Sunday night, fans praised HBO drama Euphoria for delivering a happy ending in which they would never have to watch the series ever again. “Thank God, it’s over—it’s finally over,” said 29-year-old fan Emma Torres, who added that the experience of realizing she would never see another episode of the series as long as she lived was like “riding off into the sunset away from her television.”

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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[horsefigureoftheday]

Don't invest in trading cards. Trading cards are volatile, they're not future proof. Invest in beautiful custom resin horse figurines. Beautiful custom resin horse figurines are forever.

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedlydia]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[noctilin]

i drew this because i got so excited about getting a copy of the latest movie but it was apparently also her birthday the same night i drew this and i wasn't even aware LMAO happy birthday to my girlfriend

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[headspace-hotel]

If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,

and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.

[specsthespectraldragon]

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

[triquizzies]

specs stop throwing snakes

[specsthespectraldragon]

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

[headspace-hotel]

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

[heyftinally]