SBARGv2 Out of Context

Quotes from the SBARGv2 General memo, SBARGv2 Incipisphere memo, PMs with SBARG members, and the SBARGv2 Skype Group.

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shinyjiggly: @ the dong eater

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CFL: SETH, HAVE YOU LOCATED THE INTRUDER YET?!

-- CURRENT frozenLake [CFL] is yelling across the ship. --

-- CURRENT submissiveBehemoth [CSB] to clarify: 9ft while standing on hind legs. on all fours, more like 6ft --

CFI: YES, I FOUND IT. DEAL WITH IT YOURSELF.

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-- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] draws Deluge, making it rain on FL's parade. indoors. on a ship. in space. --

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CURRENT issunJar [CIJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CIJ: ((YOU'VE GOT THAT WR-- oh hey memo topic))

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CCP: reprosening II: electric boogaloo

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Pilot: well i usually barricade myself Pilot: with holes Pilot: that stops the bouncing

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CPA: Part of this lesson is like, circular breathing.

CPA: You know how to do that?

CMP: Ummm, no.

-- CURRENT crazedPyrotechnic [CCP] walks around in a circle, breathing heavily. --

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-- CURRENT prattlingAuxiliary [CPA] meanwhile RS desperately tries to anime TT back to life --

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-- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP] waves his sylladex open, scrolling through until he finds "Exploded Parts of frozenLake's Body" --

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CFL: Hey, I only crashed a third of the ships I ever piloted.

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CFL: turn him into Hyper Obama.

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CCP: a whale? you mean like vivi? CPA: OOOOH. CPA: BURNED. CPA: SO BURNED. -- CURRENT crazedPyrotechnic [CCP] A rimshot is heard in the distance. -- CVS: Hey Isaac I saw your mom earlier while I was swimming. CPA: I CAN'T EVEN BEND THAT LEVEL OF BURN.

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-- CURRENT nephologicValidictory [CNV]  looks around the Cathedral, leaving Gambit's proximity to look at the stained glass windows, making his steps as quiet as possible. No need to ruin the solemnity of the place. -- -- CURRENT rambunctiousSkater [CRS]  presumably watches CP drill through the ceiling and ruin the solemnity of the place -- -- CURRENT creeperPuncher [CCP]  breaks through the ceiling of the sub-cathedral, Drill Wisp Form ending as soon as he's back in open air -- -- CURRENT rambunctiousSkater [CRS]  araneadissaproval.jpg --

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CFL: ALL HAIL THE DENTED BAGEL

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CAS: get your ass over here

CAS: >>

CCP: me or just my ass

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CFL: WHY ISN'T THERE AN ANTIVIRUS THAT SUPPORTS MY BRAIN

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CFL: sh d s, d st ll w rk?

CFL: g d d mm t

CSJ: can I buy a vowel? ➜