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Gone but never Forgotten, Technoblade, or as some might call him, Alex, you may not be here right now but, as long as we hold him in our Memories, Technoblade will Never Die.

#technoblade #rip #rest in peace #gone but not forgotten #rip technoblade #sbi #we all miss you #technoblade never dies #but he lives in #goodbye #alex

Technoblade : We need to get through this locked door. Wilbur , give me your credit card.

Wilbur : Here.

Technoblade , pocketing it: Thanks. Phil, kick down the door.

#technoblade #sbi headcanons #lol #wilbur headcanons #philza headcanon #wilbur #dsmp #philza #dsmp headcanon

technoblade : Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Wilbur , in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Technoblade , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Philza: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Wilbur : playing systemic oppression

*The squad right before Phil’s wedding*

Tubbo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Tommy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Ranboo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Techno: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Wilbur , panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#sbi headcanons #wedding #philza #technoblade #tommy #ranboo #tubbo #wilbur #sbi #ranboo headcanon #tubbo headcanon #wilbur headcanons #techno headcanons #philza headcanon

life isn’t quite what i thought it’d be…

#wilbur soot #your new boyfriend #is an arse hole #sbi #singing #dsmp

Techno fanart pog

#technoblade #dsmp fanart #technoblade fanart #sbi

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wakey wakey eggs and bakey

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but i’m vegan

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Origins SMP!techno because i dont think cc!techno is going to do much on the server and i am sad about it:

Origins SMP Techno is just a dude who got lost on his way to the farmers' market. Everyone thinks he's some rare powerful hybrid because he has pink hair, they refuse to believe him and just think he's being annoying and secretive abt it. Meanwhile the dude has no idea what's going

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i need a fanfic

Ranbo when he gets adopted only knows endermen language so techno teaches him with flash cards but techno is an english major so ranboo uses big words to sound smart like preposterous so he sounds like a mini nerd lol.

#ranboo #technoblade #sbi headcanons #sbi fanfic

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if your an idiot socially emotionally physically challenged mentally unstable stupid have anxiety depression crazy psychotic physically unstable insane over excitable deranged distracted ridiculous weird eccentric absurd unreasonable stubborn clap your hands!

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3 am

Wilbur: what time is it

Tommy: let me check *grabs saxophone and plays it incredibly loud and of key*

technoblade: who thE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM

tommy: it’s 3 am

#tommyinnit #wilbur soot #technoblade #sbi headcanons

technoblade normally: i hate capitalism, you shouldn’t have to work three jobs to get basic needs it sucks

technoblade playing monopoly: well if u wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor

#sbi headcanons #technoblade #monopoly