a man of his word.

[justicedriven-blog]

                          ❝   IT’S A GOOD THING I’M WEARING MY                             PROBABLE-CAUSE, DOOR-KICKIN’ SHOES.                                                   ( reboot of sbpdisms. )

[javierbardem]

[hcwtovogue-a]

                         MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING.                                       written by SHELBI

[sbpdisms-blog]

i wanna do stuff in my murder house verse,  so like this post for a starter!!

[sbpdisms-blog]

i wanna do stuff in my murder house verse,  so like this post for a starter!!

[sbpdisms-blog]

bold what applies to your muse: strengths vs. weaknesses!

&& [[ BONUS: put a STRIKE THROUGH each trait that they USED to have, but have unlearned due to character development, trauma, etc. - feel free to add more! ]]

s t r e n g t h s :

caring | merciful | brave | determined | forward | flexible | cheerful | wise | clever | humorous | spirited | lighthearted | mature | strong | sentient | generous | loving | calm | calculative | rational | unselfish | controlled | tactful | nurturing | protective | independent

w e a k n e s s e s :

panicky | cowardly | unthoughtful | rash | stubborn | intransigent | naive | negative | temperamental | scatterbrained | grim | dull | unwise | unstable | weak | irrational | awkward | greedy | over-protective | over-sensitive | rude | selfish | explosive | tactless | clingy

[sbpdisms-blog]

Halloween Themed Sentence Starters

"What are you going to be for Halloween this year?"

"I just can't wait for Halloween!"

"We should totally go scare some kids."

"I swear to god if i hear that spooky scary skeleton song again i'm gonna --"

"Let's go pumpkin picking!"

"You should totally buy that costume!"

"Trick or treat!"

"Don't go on the hayride. I almost threw up on that."

"Caramel apple season? Hell yes!"

"Your going as a fairy, seriously?"

"What's Halloween without some ghost hunting?"

"I wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best!"

"No! I told you that i'm NOT going to do any Ouija board, especially today!"

"I'll race you through the corn maze!"

"Wanna trade candy?"

"Boo!"

"Haunted house: yay or nay?"

"Hey - it's not against the rules to show skin! Besides, I want _______ to notice me at the party tonight."

"Pumpkin. Spice. Lattes. Need I say more?"

"Are you kidding me? That asshole gave me a freaking toothbrush!"

"So what are we doing for Halloween this year?"

"I got a job at the haunted house!"

"That guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks."

"Aww come on! It was a prank!"

"Who knows: maybe we'll see the great Casper the ghost himself tonight!"

"Please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon!"

"That wasn't funny!"

[sbpdisms-blog]

              * OPEN.

    ❝ you may think it’s a big, fluffy toy, but     i assure you ─ this is no TEDDY BEAR. ❞

[sbpdisms-blog]

psych-as-in-gotcha.

     “Oh, LASSIEFACE, justice and law are          two VERY different things. Come on, haven’t          you EVER watched Law and Order?”

   ❝ ─  are you SERIOUSLY going to sit there     and try to lecture me on the difference     between justice and law ?? ❞

[boltlightning]

psych challenge: [3/3] colors: white

[sbpdisms-blog]

it’s carlton lassiter, bitch

[sometypeofblog]

I’ll swallow my blood before I swallow my pride.

Al Capone (via ofalloys)

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

Reblog if your muse is 6'0" or taller

[stuntedheart]

I’ve never believed in God.                                                        But I believe in Picasso.

[capabiliityarchive-blog]

ahs: murder house sentence starters

❜  the light is different out here. it’s softer.  ❜

❜  so we’re the addams family now.  ❜

❜  that girl is a monster.  ❜

❜  jesus h. christ.  ❜

❜  can i ask you a personal question?  ❜

❜  don’t make me kill you again.  ❜

❜  is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?  ❜

❜  i’m trying very hard not to judge you.  ❜

❜  but i was never unfaithful.  ❜

❜  i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself…  ❜

❜  i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history!  ❜

❜  i don’t want to be here anymore!  ❜

❜  try to find some dignity in the situation.  ❜

❜  every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself.  ❜

❜  i’m not naive to the ways of men.  ❜

❜  you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived.  ❜

❜  i am trying here!  ❜

❜  everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t.  ❜

❜  i think you should just leave.  ❜

❜  the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose.  ❜

❜  you hear me? i will kill you.  ❜

❜   screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there.  ❜

❜  we need the money.  ❜

❜  i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in.  ❜

❜  but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you.  ❜

❜  why are you bullshitting me?!?  ❜

❜  sometimes shit just happens.  ❜ 

❜  the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios.  ❜

❜  fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they?  ❜

❜  i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay.  ❜

❜  as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager.  ❜

❜  why are you being such an asshole?  ❜

❜  this turns you on. i know it does.  ❜

❜  depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard.  ❜

❜  did it hurt? the first time usually does.  ❜

❜  they’re just trying to scare you.  ❜

❜  i’m open to suggestions.  ❜

❜  i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist?  ❜

❜  you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her.  ❜

❜  i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.  ❜

❜  as big as this place is, it does get very lonely.  ❜

❜  watch it, you goddamned queen!  ❜

❜  what are you gonna do? murder me?  ❜

❜  we’ll make excellent parents.  ❜

❜  seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.  ❜

❜  he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen.  ❜

❜  from blood and pain come perfection.  ❜

❜  my mom is dead.  ❜

❜  why would i do that?  ❜

❜  i used to think you were like me.  ❜

❜  you are the darkness.  ❜

❜  you are the only light i’ve ever known.  ❜

❜  you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows.  ❜ 

❜  i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you.  ❜

❜  go away!  ❜

❜  are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted.  ❜

❜  you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?  ❜

❜  you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar.  ❜

❜  ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things.  ❜

❜  but… my dreams became nightmares.  ❜ 

[sbpdisms-blog]

sorry for my absence as of late ─ it turns out running five other blogs + high school is more time consuming than i thought. i haven’t really had muse for carlton either, which makes me super sad tbh. i know i have a bunch of drafts & i’m gonna try to get to them over this 5 day weekend; i just wanted to apologize for being away for so long. tysm for being patient w/ me!!

[sbpdisms-blog]

is she serious??

    “An’ my point is tha’ it’s the twenty-first century — what if I were      t’ tell ya that I was busy with m’phone? Don’t ‘xactly want t’ tell a     complete stranger all the details ‘bout my phone call with my- …      with my bloke.”                  ( she’s lying through her teeth, here, but if it gets her off the hook… )

    she doesn’t seriously think she can pull that bullshit off,     does she? she is talking to one of the FINEST detectives     in the state.                      ❝ what the hell is it gonna take to get                        you to give me your statement?? ❞