What am I doing heeeeeeeerre

Deff not a hobbit anymore tho still just as lost. New pfp from nerv-bnha on Tumblr! I love it :3 thanks for granting me permission to use it! I am 25+ and my blog may reflect that, please avoid me if you can't respect that. I try to keep my blog kiddo friendly but like, in the end it's my blog. Thanks!

[scarletrosii]

I am whatever gender the empty bathroom is. i need to pee.

[genderkoolaid]

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

[genderkoolaid]

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

[genderkoolaid]

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

[genderkoolaid]

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

[teratocybernetics]

there's already a toy in the works, and Ikea is in on the fun apparently:

[twilika]

#0001 Bulbasaur

[superchat]

Lemon 👀

[technofeudalism]

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

[technofeudalism]

since this post blew up, i've been wanting to do an addition with all of the recommendations from the comments and tags. but there's a lot of them. some people might be crazy enough to sit down and seriously put them all in one post with descriptions. those people are honestly sick in the head.

anyway, here's all of the recommendations from the reblogs. not all of them are text-based, but it's a great mixture of styles. also don't forget the links in the second paragraph of the OP which will take you to FMHY where there are a bunch more games listed.

Games

A Dark Room - text-based science fiction role-playing game.

corru.observer - science fiction adventure web game.

Improbable Island - old-school text adventure game.

Candy Box 2 - incremental clicker game that evolves into RPG.

Arcanum - open source wizard clicker game.

sandspiel, Powder Game, Powder Game 2, The Powder Toy - more sand physics games.

Orb.Farm - fishtank simulator.

Façade - experimental game with a real-time interactive narrative where you try to fix a failing marriage.

The Catacombs of Solaris - trippy art game.

Yume Nikki Online - online version of the surreal classic plus fangames.

The Barncle Goose Experiment - combine element/alchemy game based on antique theories of abiogenesis.

Fallen London - free-to-play text-based open world RPG.

Nested - very unique text-based universe expanding game. described as possibly @orteil42's favorite thing he's ever made.

The Process of Elimination - interactive web novel (by @hypertextdog)

Discworld MUD - multiplayer, text-based, online game (a MUD, or text MMORPG) based on the Discworld books.

Horse Master - surreal text game about training a horse.

EYEZMAZE - flash (RIP) or HTML5-based puzzle games.

You Are Jeff Bezos - text game. spend Jeff Bezos' fortune.

The Password Game - challenging puzzle game where you have to meet password requirements (by neal)

Universal Paperclips - incremental paperclip making game.

Half-Earth - planetary disaster planning game where you try to save the world using socialism.

ChooseYourStory - community-driven website centered on CYOA style story games.

PhD Simulator - random event based text game. make your choice each month and see if you can graduate on time.

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup - open source roguelike.

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - turn-based survival roguelike set in the modern day.

Nethack - open source roguelike originally released in 1987.

FarmRPG - simple, mobile-friendly, text-based farming RPG.

Kingdom of Loathing - browser-based community MMORPG.

PokeRogue - browser-based Pokemon roguelike

Tools

Text Game Builder - works in your browser, with just a little bit of Python (by @grumpygandalf)

Twine - great (free!) tool for making text-based games quickly.

Ink - scripting language for interactive fiction (also free)

Flashpoint Archive - a community effort to preserve games and animations from the web.

PICO-8 - fantasy console for making, sharing and playing tiny games and other computer programs.

Non-Games

Library of Babel - interactive illustration which attempts to simulate what it might be like to browse The Library of Babel.

Superbad - technically not a game, sprawling website full of secrets.

17776 - serialized speculative fiction multimedia narrative about football in the far-future. beautiful, creative, legendary. created by Jon Bois, a legend and one of my favorite writers of all time.

Choice of Games - text-based, choose-your-own-adventure games (interactive fiction). some free-to-play, others can be bought like an ebook.

The Deep Sea - scroll to the bottom of the ocean. encounter the humble squid and his friends (by neal)

Space Elevator - like The Deep Sea, but up instead of down. you can equip your avatar with a scarf (by neal)

Internet Artifacts - an interactive history of the early internet (by neal)

If The Moon Were Only One Pixel - scroll through an accurately scaled model of the universe.

r/incremental_games - reddit community for incremental games.

r/WebGames - reddit community for web games in general.

thank you to everyone who contributed and the creators. please be sure to show them some love where possible.

[harlequin-wheels]

they fucking killed him

[neurodivergentkangaroo]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[sandersstudies]

When I get home I’m going to do so much stu— *little kitty on my lap so sweet and soft purring happy* Guess it’s bedtime.

[pillowrainy]

Happy

[hell-alka]

VII - THE CHARIOT

[cakiebakie]

Green Apple fairy still available on my Ko-fi 🍏

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Just looking at the shape of this home indicates that it's interesting, and beside all the angles, it has an enclosed atrium in the middle. The large 1975 remodeled home in Edina, MN has 4bds, 3ba, 4,666sqft, and is $999,900.

Look- they really added onto this home. I guess it could be a terrarium, too. There's even some rods for hanging plants around the top - they're not using it to it's fullest capacity. I bet if you have a green thumb, this could be the spectacular focal point of the house.

I think that this is delightful. The room is actually sunken, too.

Inside, there's enough of a raised platform to add a dining set, or whatever furniture you like, so you can sit in here. Another option would be to put in more plants, or maybe pet birds or reptiles.

This is all new- there isn't any of the original mid century modern house left- it looks like they gutted it. All of the pitched ceilings are wood.

Even the fireplace is a contemporary electric model that hangs on the wall.

They made this area for the TV, maybe some chairs, etc. with sliders to the terrace.

New remodeled eat-in kitchen. I like the cabinets.

The home is a blank canvas and desperately needs some color. The principal bedroom could at least use a feature wall. It has sliders to the terrace with shutters for privacy.

Large renovated bath has a double shower and glass block.

And, behind the glass door there's a sauna.

This bedroom has a loft. That's fun for a child.

This nice secondary bedroom has access to its own 3/4 bath ensuite.

Renovated ensuite has a nice glass bowl sink.

On the partially submerged ground floor there's a very large rec room with sliding doors.

No built-in bar, though.

Bonus room can be a bedroom, office, etc.

And, there's a very nice brand new shower room down here.

The very large deck faces the street and has glass railings.

The large terrace faces the back of the house.

The smaller private terrace is for the primary bedroom. Plus, there's a hot tub on the right and a patio on the left.

There's also a fenced-in yard.

Look at those roof lines.

The home is on a .52 acre lot and very close to Hwy Rt. 62.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6328-Valley-View-Rd-Edina-MN-55436/1729550_zpid/

[jun-hug]

cat illustrations portraying a day in the mossy autumn forest

commission of lovely @/kiki_siber on ig <3

! do not reupload/repost my art anywhere !

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[sboochi]

I have a question: do you think you could do an art of Hiccup, Rapunzel, Merida, and Jack on the beach? Your art style is so pretty.

I'm not a beach person, but I'd gladly join them

[wyyvoren]

ALLRIGHT!!!!! my 1k celebration you guys voted for!!!! a “kiss challenge” but instead, its ‘everyone gets a turn with transmigrated SY’ challenge hehe. (they might still kiss..)

i would appreciate if you’d comment to let me know whether you want him in his original form or if I should make him a new form to cater to all the peaklords(+plus bingge and zzl’s) tastes~

Thank you for 1k! I heart this fandom you are all wonderful perverts that I care for dearly <3

[wyyvoren]

first up 💕 a chivalrous Qi Qingqi!

[wyyvoren]

Such a good assistant for Mu Qingfang 💞

[wyyvoren]

Liu Qingge kissing Shen Yuan’s training booboo better 💓

[wyyvoren]

i appreciate none of you commenting on my putting zzl in this mix of peak lords lol💖

[wyyvoren]

Returning the totally platonic and brotherly kisses YQY keeps giving SY!

[soup-mother]

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?