Hey babeā¦ so I might need lung transplants and a nose transplant. I also demand my kidneys back half eaten or nonfunctioning I donāt care. And Iād like to know if you stole my heart literally or figuratively
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"What?! Why??? What happened?!"
"And fine.. also I only stole it figuratively??"
I got into a fight with Sullyā¦ heās now making fun of my lack of organs
"....i'll.. see what I can do.."
Thanks, handsome. I think the nose job should get him off my ass. Sully doesnāt appreciate my beauty the way you doā¦
Wait. Unlessā¦ AM I UGLY?!
"You're the most beautiful thing i've ever seen."
Isnāt that an oxymoron? You canāt seeā¦ youāre eyelessā¦ wait, how the hell are you able to see?
"Ever see the movie Daredevil?"
No? Whatās that got to do with your eyes?
"... I'm having you watch Daredevil later. It's got a lot to do with it."
Movie night with my man? Sounds lovely~
ā¦I MEAN I WANT THAT TRANSPLANT SIR. FOCUS.
"Not until you watch the movie."
SIR I NEED SOME ORGANS. I THINK MY HEALTH COMES FIRST
"Alright, let's talk about this. Have you had any problems functioning as of late?"
Not that Iām aware of
"So do you see why i'm not prioritizing it? Besides I'd need to find the right donors."
But Sully is being mean. Donāt you care about my brain? Liuās little boyfriend is making my brain hurt.
"Liu has a boyfriend? Are we talking about the same person?"
I call Sully, Liuās little headmate, his boyfriend. Iām being mean, babe
"Well I never know with you."
Haha very cute. Sully is bullying me though. Do something pleaseeeee
"I could.. take one of his organs and give it to you?"
My sweet, handsome boyfriend. I love you so much.
But if you take one of his organsā¦ YOU ARE LITERALLY STEALING MY BROTHERāS ORGANS TOO.
"...uhm.. then i have no ideas.."