Out of you and your brothers, who's the strangest? The most perverted? The most honorable?
"Strange is awfully relative. Is anyone really strange when everyone has their own value of normal?”
"I suppose I’m probably the most perverted. Of course, you never know for sure. Perversion is mostly cerebral, but it can also be mindlessly sensation-driven. So, I suppose Mikey is probably the most perverted next to me, but I doubt he recognizes his kinks, fetishes, turn-ons, et. al. as such - I’m guessing that to him, they’re just sensual reinforcement for going through the effort of existing. Like pizza, but more confusing.”
"The most honorable? Raph, probably. He’s the one most concerned with fairness and taking conflicts head-on, and with being straightforward. But honor isn’t what ninja are about, even in our non-traditional practice of such."













