“pun” “hall” “says”“shit”

adventures in "living" with the biggest dorks in the entire midwest | new quotes somewhat sporadically at 5:30 PM CST

[scandankleous]

“I’m eating nature’s donut......an orange.”

-Zach

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"It doesn't take that much force to kebab a cat."

-Emma

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"Amazing that it's been eleven years since Miley Cyrus invented democracy."

-Emma

[scandankleous]

reading scandankleous and feeling extremely squishy. love y’all.

-t

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"Can't be scared when you're horny."

-Emma

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"Why is Our God an incel?"

-Emma

[scandankleous]

"Someday I will get a crab react and make your life a living hell"

-Emma

[scandankleous]

"Is life not a Batman dating game?"

-Emma

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"I do not feel any attraction to that fish"

-Chris

[scandankleous]

"My cup runneth over with penguins."

-Emma

[scandankleous]

"There are only two genders: isopod and isopod adjacent." -Lian

[scandankleous]

Chris, looking at Emma: Are you remembering an egg?

Emma: I'm remembering the IDEA of an egg...

[scandankleous]

UPDATE we finally found Gregg

[scandankleous]

“Your presence is a present” or whatever.

—Taalia

[scandankleous]

It's just going to be loose soup in a cardboard box

Lian

[scandankleous]

Chris, comfy on the couch: Ughhhh, I've gotta pee again.

Taalia: Then guess what you should do.

Chris: Buy a diaper?

[scandankleous]

"What have you got to hide if you've got your whole tits out?"

-Taalia

[scandankleous]

"see, I feel like of all those crimes, murder has the most potential to do real good"

-Emma