Scarlet

Welcome to my blog! (◕ ワ ◕✿)

[pygmypouter]

strawberries and cream

[crtastrophic]

*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

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[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[ichigotchipng]

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[lazorsandparadox]

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

[toastbutteregg]

“hey lets go out tomorrow”

“cant. i need 5 business days before i ask my parents”

[consultingfujoshi]

[hungry-joe]

[stratusopacus]

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

[ommanyte]

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

[sylferino]

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

[sylferino]

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

[veryfunnymemes]

[trufflupogus]

This has more emotion than all of the live action lion king put together

[aurorafawn-deactivated20241027]

Halloween Usagi 🌙🎃

[kutty-sark]

Forgot to post it here. I decided to make my own Inktober related challenge! ^^ Feel free to join if you’d love to. Have fun!

[programmerhumour]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

[eggpuffs]

Cat’s Kitchen, beef noodles【牛肉面】总被全国人民叫错名字的一碗面

[egberts]

*finds a hot spring in a video game* oh boy i hope it heals me

[potbelliedgeek-deactivated20150]

So my mom is shopping in a supermarket, wearing a full hijab and jilbab (commonly misnamed as a burka) and the whole time she is there, this kid is staring at her. Won’t stop staring. Just looking with wide-eyed shock. The lil feller isn’t any older than four. She doesn’t think much of it, she is used to far worse than just a few stares. Until the very end when the kid and his mom are behind her in the checkout, and he leans up and whispers loudly: “I LOVE YOU BATMAN”

[shadow-of-a-whisper]

This is so pure and adorable

[doodlez4life-blog]

Oh the memories. I sorta did this when I was a kid, I was like 5 my mom was picking me up from kindergarten. There was a Muslim boy in my school, so his mother picked him up wearing the hijab and the jilbab, I saw her and I was amazed. Not because she was Muslim. No I deadass thought this lady was a ninja. So I continued to frantically tap my mother and pointed and said “mommy it’s a ninja!” The lady over heard me, my mom tried to quite me, until this lady did an actual ninja pose. I flipped my shit that day in kindergarten.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.

[b8rack]

The Punk/Emo divide was clear even in the time of Shakespeare.