Cry To Sleep and Slumber Soundly

Gamer, writer, failing artist, and waiting for my ears to bleed from listening to heavy metal all the time.

[laimfunk]

The silly shenanigans of a dog and his boy

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[guerrillatech]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Please Help Me Describe This Sound so I can Accurately Caption It 

via hattiebag

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

good luck dude i dont think anything could have accurately prepared me for the sound that made

[ousia-poetica]

What a beautiful image pets give us when they show their love !

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[4waystreet]

i hope i don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

[die1967]

hey

[4waystreet]

no fucking way

[tikkety-tok]

Don't disturb the artist at work

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I can’t stop thinking about how they jump into the air like a cartoon character

[astraldemise]

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

[astraldemise]

why am i not this

[astraldemise]

i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[breeyn]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad

[ohboyfelix]

do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ohboyfelix]

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[toofemmetofunction]

[forcekenobi]

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

[gardnerhill]

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

[mochibat]

Yeah, you just catch it

[kool-aidpipelining01]

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

[miss-nerdy-mess-deactivated2023]

Then I just use a spear instead.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem