Lurking with the Tigers

Sebastian Moran. Ex-colonel and army sniper. I work for Jim Moriarty only. Give me a reason not to put a bullet in your throat, otherwise don't waste my time. ((BBC Sherlock RP blog. Mun is benetitcumbermatch. M!a: None but accepting FC: Michael Fassbender

[bendydickcumberswag]

My only goal in life is to become a British rapper named T. Crumpet

[ynahtir]

PLEASE DO NOT RE-POST OR REMOVE CAPTION. THANKS.

[scarsandtigerstripes]

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?

[nobodymusteverknow]

I dare you to make my muse happy.

[scarsandtigerstripes]

The “break my muse” stuff gets old. Make them smile and mean it.

[vroomvroomvroombeepbeep-blog]

Reasons to become a Role Player:

[scarsandtigerstripes]

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling

2.) Meet awesome people

3.) Allow your creative side to come out

4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT

[scarsandtigerstripes]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[ibukichans]

YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG

YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR SAYING SOMETHING WRONG

YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR NOT KNOWING SOMETHING

YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT

YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH

[lastsilverwings-deactivated2014]

I’ve needed this for so long

[onefitmodel]

made me cry what the

[larvesta]

bless this post

[iobservable]

[alabastrowe-cienie]

B̷ʟ̷ᴀ̷ᴄ̷ᴋ̷ ̷A̷ɴ̷ᴅ̷ ̷W̷ʜ̷ɪ̷ᴛ̷ᴇ̷ ̷D̷ᴇ̷ᴘ̷ʀ̷ᴇ̷ss̷ɪ̷ᴏ̷ɴ̷ ̷S̷ᴇ̷ʟ̷ғ̷-̷ʜ̷ᴀ̷ʀ̷ᴍ̷ ̷S̷ᴀ̷ᴛ̷ᴀ̷ɴ̷ɪ̷ᴄ̷ ̷B̷ʟ̷ᴏ̷ɢ̷

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[urzud]

Everyone else ready for The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug Thranduil: the Thranduil of Thranduil?

If y’all are up in boise, ID and hitting up Edwards 22 for the midnight release I’ll be there passing out goodies. 0;

[broodinghunx]

Thranduil the Elvenking as portrayed by Lee Pace.

[rpmememaker]

"Now hold still…"

"Stop screaming or I’ll use duct tape."

"They had it coming, they were too friendly with you…"

"There, that should keep you quiet."

"No one will find us here."

"You’ll be mine forever."

"I’m going to kill him/her."

"I don’t like people ...

[rpmememaker]

"Now hold still…"

"Stop screaming or I’ll use duct tape."

"They had it coming, they were too friendly with you…"

"There, that should keep you quiet."

"No one will find us here."

"You’ll be mine forever."

"I’m going to kill him/her."

"I don’t like people ...

[scarsandtigerstripes]

50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

[bendydickcumberswag]

Do you ever just poop so hard you start crying

[evilisms]

"There’s nowhere we can hide."

"Don’t get too close."

"Maybe I should kill myself."

"I’m not listening."

"No one can hurt you now."

"Who do you think you are?"

"You’re gonna catch a cold."

"I wish that you would just leave."

"I love the way you laugh."

"A little...

[helliforniadreamin]

Lol I laughed harder than I should have