haley is my waifu

mostly nintendo and stardew valley

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party animals

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human?

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kirbo!!

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sum art

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marnie doodle

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bb

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a commission i got to draw someone’s stardew farmer!!

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‪it’s nearly 2020 and still nobody is going to acknowledge the fact that the green car in cars, “chick hicks” had the catchphrase “kachigga”. aight i see how it is‬

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me watching my wife change the wallpaper in my farmhouse against my will

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usagi pfp based on some other anime aesthetic i saw online uwu

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things that make me go “why” in stardew valley

now don’t get me wrong, i love stardew valley with a passion. i’ve poured almost 500 hours into this god forsaken game and i have no plan to stop. however, there are a few goofy/petty things that make me go “why” in this game and i am going to share them.

- the way the mayonnaise machines/casks/furnaces etc. pulsate make me feel VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

- in the 1.4 update the fact that the fish talk. it is weird. i do not like my fish requesting diamonds from me, thank you very much. i do not like the fact that if i have one fish, he goes “We would appreciate it if you brought us some Pickles”. who is we. there is one of you. stop

- the marriage options are limited. now i’m half joking about this, concernedape has provided more than enough suitable bachelors/bachelorettes but goddamn let me marry pam alright

- pierre

- morris

- the fact that if you pass out ON YOUR FARM joja still makes you pay for them like, bringing you to your home. you are on YOUR FARM. also, even if joja is shut down and no longer in stardew valley, they still do this. you can never escape. there is no escape.

- tomatoes are listed as a vegetable. enough said

- WHY THE HECK IS EVERYTHING LOCKED ON FESTIVAL DAYS? maybe i don’t WANNA go to the festival, lewis! maybe i would rather go and buy some hay for my starving animals before i realize it’s the festival of ice or the egg festival or something and i can’t do that. gosh dang

- lewis is not an eligible bachelor

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Stardew Valley Characters As Anime

Sam: My Hero Academia

Haley: Sailor Moon

Shane: Erased

Emily: Madoka Magica

Abigail: Cowboy Bebop

Harvey: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Maru: Steins;Gate

Penny: Your Lie In April

Leah: Anything Miyazaki related

Elliott: Anohana

Alex: Doesn’t watch anime smh

Sebastian: Death Note

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i might be failing my finals and stressed out to all heck but at least i have my 300 hour stardew farm i can always turn to

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‪it’s nearly 2020 and still nobody is going to acknowledge the fact that the green car in cars, “chick hicks” had the catchphrase “kachigga”. aight i see how it is‬

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I hope everyone has a nice Christmas tomorrow! Here’s a figgy pudding appletun for you to look at.

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hot take

if anyone ever tells you that you need to “move on” from something or “get over it”, you absolutely do not have to listen to them. screw that.

if something has upset you or caused you emotional/physical/mental trauma, it’s nobody else’s right to decide when the right time to “move on” is, ESPECIALLY if they’re the perpetrator. it’s bonkers and absolutely inappropriate.

everybody gets over things at different speeds. some people never get over things, and that’s ok too. anger, grief, and pain aren’t things that just disappear in one night; they come and go and they change. if someone is going through something, there shouldn’t be some arbitrary time frame of how long you can be upset about something.

YOU get to decide when you move on from something. the process of recovering from something traumatic isn’t linear, and for other people to expect you to “move on” for whatever reasons (be it their own emotional benefit or their own irritation) is ridiculous.