Majestic Protruding Nipples of Justice

Yo. I like food and volleyball and writing and cuddling and....idk.

[bendydickcumberswag]

My only goal in life is to become a British rapper named T. Crumpet

[filmsic]

Happy Birthday Vic!

I love you so much, I hope you have an awesome day with friends and family. You absolutely fucking deserve it.

[breakyourvibes-blog]

Happy 31st Birthday, Victor!

[swoo-n]

plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr

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Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr

[ilustris-deactivated20150209]

Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.

[flowerreports57]

Plot twist: People begin to think

[blackbladespurpleflames-archive]

Plot twist: People 

[lordelgay]

Reblog this if you've ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

[bendydickcumberswag]

Emily it's not even 6:00.

IT IS IN WONDERLAND

[joshanddrake]

[derekstilinski]

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

[thats-slightly-raven]

it makes me laugh when boys ask for your bra size like mate lets be real here you know as well as I do that you have no fucking clue what any of those numbers and letters mean I could tell you I’m a 68 NN and you’d still be like ‘ooo sxc ;) maybe i could get a peek ;D’ i know ur game

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

[deckitout]

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

[deckitout]

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

[denimcladveggieburger-blog]

AHH

[tarzanna]

YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS 

[thegenderdetective-blog]

*white guy voice* Now look, I’m the last person to condone racism *mayonnaise begins to overflow from pockets* but you know there’s always truth behind those racial stereotypes *fedora begins to grow spontaneously on his head* and how come black people can say the n-word but I can’t? *neckbeard thickens* That’s racism.

[vroomvroomvroombeepbeep-blog]

Reasons to become a Role Player:

[bendydickcumberswag]

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling

2.) Meet awesome people

3.) Allow your creative side to come out

4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT

[right]

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

[no]

it happens sometimes :/

[ron711711-deactivated20140912]

[hernameiswhat]

ACTING

[thisturtleisneon-deactivated202]

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

[vitalyorlovs]

[hedgehog-goulash7]

And both Holmeses are rather hurt by this.

[captainadorkica-deactivated2015]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony of these two scenes? Because which one is the machine and which one isn’t human, really?

[the-robodt-deactivated20150508]

omg

[bendydickcumberswag]

Here’s your moran. :D

[swagfagfashion-deactivated20150]

when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory

[mcdungeon]

which did you choose

[swagfagfashion-deactivated20150]

i don’t remember