Firebrand and Observer Roommate Headcanons
while i’m taking a break from the fantasy au for a bit, i’m gonna work on these ones which i also said i’d do
why are they even roommates in the first place?
actually it’s more like Observer just hangs out at Firebrand’s place so much Firebrand told Obs to either leave him the fuck alone or at least start paying rent
so now they share the rent
Obs as a roommate is like having a really annoying younger sibling
he gets super passive-aggressive at times
he does the dumbest shit bc it’s 100% guaranteed to annoy the shit out of Firebrand
puts the toilet paper on the roll upside down, plays all sorts of weird-ass music loud enough for Firebrand to hear it all through the house, puts the silverware in the wrong drawers on purpose, etc
Firebrand can’t really do much about it bc it’s the kind of thing that’s incredibly irritating, but when you actually confront someone about it, it sounds stupid
Firebrand can, however, be super passive-aggressive right back
once he went into Obs’s room in the middle of the night and moved the dresser in front of the closet and the bookshelf in front of the dresser, so that Obs would have to move the furniture back just to get dressed the next morning
Obs got him back by replacing all the alcohol in the house with Kool-Aid
he dumped the alcohol into liter bottles and buried them in the backyard
when Firebrand asked what he’d done with all of it, Observer handed him a shovel and told him if he wanted it back he should start digging
Firebrand promptly whacked him with the shovel
once, Firebrand took all of the glasses-cleaning wipes and taped them to the ceiling of Observer’s room so that he’d have to go and take them all down to clean his glasses
which prompted Observer to “redecorate”
if you’ve ever seen the movie Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life, then you can guess what he did
Firebrand still has no idea where he got that many sticky notes
a lot of the time, though, they’re actually pretty civil to each other
that’s bc a lot of the time they avoid each other but hey, whatever works
sometimes, if they’ve both had a long day, one of them will put on a movie and the other will make some popcorn and they have a movie night
of course they argue over what movie to watch, what to set the volume at, how much salt to put on the popcorn, and everything else under the sun
but they still enjoy themselves
sometimes, they can almost be friends
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