unfortunately i AM a shipper at heart and will always have the most fun watching a tv show that has a great ship for me to fall for the buzz is just unmatched
When I get bored and sentimental, I scroll through my old bookmarks....I just realized how predictable I am. Apparently I am a sucker for light hair x dark hair ships cuz all my bookmarks are literally them
But I promise I'm not a basic bitch cuz I got some of them as well
I've have been obsessing over 00Q fics recently, especially ones in which Q is a Holmes, so I thought I would share some on my favorites for anyone who'd be interested. Now some of these are A/B/O, which I know is not everyone's cup of tea, but the Omegaverse is my guilty pleasure so I have to include them.
The Things You Find in Dark Flats by Rhiw
Summary: Of all the things James Bond had been expecting to find in M’s flat, (Olivia Mansfield’s flat, his mind noted smugly) a sleepy, half-naked twenty-something unbonded Omega pointing a shotgun at him was not it.
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This is part of a series and what got me hooked on the 'Q is a Holmes' trope; it is absolutely fantastic and I love it. Basically, Female M is Mummy Holmes and that's how James and Q meet before he becomes Quartermaster.
Redamancy by opalescentgold (@opalescentgold)
Summary: If you write something on your skin, then it will show up on your soulmate's skin as well.
James doesn't quite fall in love over physics discussions and cheeky book quotes scrawled over his heart, coding and riddles inked onto his skin, but he comes close. He does.
And then he actually meets Q.
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This is one of my favorite 00Q fics, it's a Soulmate AU and is just *chef's kiss*. Highly recommend giving it a read!
Heartlines by potentiality_26 (@potentiality-26)
Summary: Oh, to have been matched with an accountant somewhere, Q would absently think as Bond crushed an extremely expensive communications device under his heel and took a woman with this or that piece of information to bed.
“If she stabs him,” Q would observe through gritted teeth. “It’ll serve him right.”
Q and Bond are soulmates. Between Q's family and Bond's... everything, it isn't as simple as it sounds.
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Another Soulmate AU, but with a really interesting relationship between the Holmes' brothers, I absolutely loved it.
The Other One by ButterflyGhosts
Summary: Five times John Watson met the elusive Elliot Holmes, and one time he got a glimpse of Q.
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This one is all from John's POV and was really fun to read.
All the King's Horses by Revenant (@dragons-are-a-girls-bestfriend)
Summary: MI6 has been compromised, at least one agent inside suspected of working for the criminal mastermind James Moriarty. Bond's assignment is simple: find the mole and resolve the situation. The only catch is that the mission requires something Bond doesn't have in abundance: computer skills. With all of Q-Branch under suspicion he must turn to outside sources, and Mycroft Holmes thinks he has the perfect solution: his youngest brother.
Or: the unholy merging of Reichenbach Falls and Skyfall, and their respective super-villains.
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My favorite fic with this trope! I have reread it so many times that I want to give myself amnesia just so I can experience it for the first time again. I adore this fic, it is so so good.
Zwischenzug by nagapdragon (@nagapdragon)
Summary: One Holmes brother is on the side of the angels, another on the side of order, and the third? He's on a side all to himself.
(The story behind 'what happened to the other one')
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I love this one, it has morally grey Q, which I was completely on board for. Also, Mycroft and Sherlock believed Q to be dead, so it has a really interesting plot. Definitely recommend giving it a read.
Eye of Your Storm by Only_1_Truth
Summary: “Some people want to be the apple of your eye, the song in your heart, the spring in your step… but I just want to be the eye of your storm.” - James Bond, to Q
When an amnesiac kid is brought to St. Joseph's Home for orphans, James Bond doesn't bat an eye. Orphans come and go, and he's been around long enough to know that he needs to look out for himself until he's old enough to leave. But this new orphan is small, and naive, and his guilelessness attracts trouble. But when this kid latches onto Bond with a loyalty that James has never had before, well... staying aloof might not be as easy as James had thought.
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This is the cutest fic, I love this one so much. It has young James, Q, and Alec. Would also highly recommend for anyone who likes them to check out Yuurei's podfic of this story, its amazing!
Prince of the House of the Havenots by Only_1_Truth
Summary: When MI6 is hacked, they manage to track down the source of the attack - and send their nearest agent to either contain or eliminate the threat.
James Bond often gets told that he was made 007 far too early, and has a habit of being generally hard to handle. That being said, he's perfectly capable of assassinating threats to Queen and Country - that is, until he starts getting a bit curious about this threat...
The House of the Havenots is an organization that specializes in training killers-for-hire that no one would expect: children. They'd got one specimen, however, who is more than just a kid assassin. And his attack on MI6 might just be the start of things...
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Another story by Only_1_Truth, I would recommend all of their stories, they are all amazing! This one is super interesting and has BAMF Q, I loved it.
Very Much Wanted by ShadyQuiet (@shadyquiet)
Summary: James and Q have been mated for over a year, they've stopped trying to avoid pregnancy, and now the Quartermaster finds himself expecting…
James is overprotective, Q is in over his head, and both are just a little bit over the moon.
Of course, they don't train SIS agents in pregnant omega care, or child care for that matter… Or meeting your mate's more than slightly unhinged family.
Neither do they train Quartermaster's in juggling pregnancy symptoms with work, protective lovers, and growing your own life form.
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This one is the longest one on the list, its about 300K words, and I absolutely loved it. It has Domestic 00Q, Protective Big Brother Mycroft, Sherlock being Sherlock, and John being the reasonable one like always. I binged this so fast it was honestly embarrassing and I just started rereading it again.
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Anyways, I have more but I don't want to make this post too long. Also, if anyone has their own recommendations, please send it my way because I am obsessed y'all
I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
I get why people can view Harry and Eggsy’s relationship in the first movie as platonic, but there is literally no way to put a platonic spin on this shit lol
You know what, I take back my previous statement about understanding how anyone can view Harry and Eggsy’s relationship as platonic in the first movie, cuz this is literally how Eggsy reacts to Harry throughout the entire movie:
*Harry beating up Dean’s gang in the pub*
Eggsy:
*Harry: One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one’s cherry.
Eggsy:
*Harry getting shot in the face after saying he was going to fix everything when he came back*
I get why people can view Harry and Eggsy’s relationship in the first movie as platonic, but there is literally no way to put a platonic spin on this shit lol
Idk how many Billy stans speak Spanish but for all the stans who hc him as bilingual, let me present you with the idea that Billy would listen to “Querida” by Juan Gabriel and think of his mom
Update: There is a channel on YouTube called spanishwithmusic that has a pretty good English translation if any non Spanish speakers were curious
I have not seen anyone talk about this (Someone might have so don’t quote me on that), but I just listened to 21 again, and you cannot convince me that “Take It All” does not literally describe the mountain scene with Geraskier. Like look up the lyrics wtf how did I just come to this conclusion!!!
“Didn't I do it right? Did I let you down?
Maybe you got too used to having me 'round
Still how can you walk away
From all my tears
It's gonna be an empty road without me right here
But go on and take it, take it all with you
Don't look back at this crumbling fool
Just take it all with my love, take it all with my love”
Don’t get me wrong, “Burn, Butcher, Burn” is still being blasted every day, but now is all of Adele
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