meghan

follow my 5SOS/ 1D twitter!!! crazedovercalum

[snorlaxatives]

friendly reminder that big hero six is the cutest movie ever

[methhomework]

someone’s obviously never seen human centipede

[rarebritney]

i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me I will be so pretty

[creepyjirachi]

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[tries]

nicki minaj is 30

[squatting-deactivated20140311]

how

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

she was born 30 years ago

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[afk]

All right so in Denmark we don't have the phrase "I love you", we say "lad mig prutte i din næse" which translates to "your heart is my home" and I think that's beautiful

this is the cutest thing

[cinnumohn]

I USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND IT MEANS LET ME FART IN YOUR NOSE

[afk]

i take it back u r not cute anon u r a disgrace

[afk]

i dont want to be known for this

[scaryraccoon]

me: *on my phone*

grandma: do you ever put that thing down?

me: *puts phone down*

me: why did you ruin the economy?

[bllurry-urie]

“youre old enough to make your own appointments”

[acomas]

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

[headlikealamb]

[pantsareunwelcome]

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

[kanyewestest]

NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN

[grandtheftautothree-blog]

this looks like a rap video

[lizzydp733]

Dan is me.

[prejaculate]

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

[kissesforyourloving]

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

[bubblegum-bill]

to be honest, odds are its both.

[spongebob-daily]

[dildarium-deactivated20150210]

Never be depressed if you have brown eyes

Beyonce has brown eyes

Lee Pace has brown eyes

Nicki Minaj has brown eyes

Orlando Bloom has brown eyes

Idris Elba has brown eyes

You are in beautiful company

[foxspookandrew-deactivated20160]

So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

[heyheyanna-deactivated20210606]

why is this funny

[youlooklikejupiter]

a gift from me to you