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[pacifylocks]

[iliacl]

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

breaking free high school musical 

i believe i can fly r kelly 

defying gravity wicked 

wind beneath my wings bette midler 

here comes the sun the beatles 

timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 

drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 

it’s raining men the weather girls

{ listen }

[thegethwarden-deactivated201503]

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

[scarytemporaryfairy-blog]

me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*

me: *buys more books*

me: *watches netflix*

[spinsterhoods-archive]

The livestream from the Women’s March on Washington!

[scarytemporaryfairy-blog]

I hate it. I hate it so much

[glumshoe]

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

[glumshoe]

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

[glumshoe]

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

[glumshoe]

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

[glumshoe]

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown

[artiegayberg]

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[loveheathledger]

[no-chill-at-all]

[intrus-deactivated20160825]

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[scarytemporaryfairy-blog]

A woman to a sad man: be a man and grow up. You're acting like a little girl. Quit whining 😒

[mokapot]

LGBT:

LASAGNA! GARFIELD’S BELOVED TREAT ✨️‍🌈️‍🌈❤💛💚💙❤💛💚💙️‍🌈️‍🌈✨

[cee-three-peo]

me: i’m going to finally get a good night of sleep tonight :)

me at 3 am: 

[durbikins]

Obama returns back to the ocean, not because his job in finished, but simply because he is out of time.

As a wave succumbs him back to the depths, Obama takes a final glimpse at the citizens whom he had once truly loved. 

[thoodleoo]

honestly fuck people who are like “lol what are you gonna do with that major” when someone says that they’re going to study something that doesn’t typically lead to a high-paying career or to globally-useful breakthroughs. like not only is that incredibly rude and disrespectful, but can we please not disvalue doing something for yourself because you enjoy it? sure maybe studying art or literature might not cure cancer or show how the universe works but it makes people happy, and it may not pay well but not everything is about making money. please just get rid of the idea that a major is only valid or useful if it leads to a well-paying job or brings measurable benefits to a large number of people.

[scarytemporaryfairy-blog]

1000 times yes

[blushingxballerina]

Learn French, sleep in silk, drink rosé.