Are you ready, eager young space cadet?

i'm michelle. i'm a 23 year old girl from california. I blacklist #wrist and #food

[damnednyx]

[scatmancrothers]

hello

[scatmancrothers]

*cut to Tumblr HQ*

A huge white room that’s entire empty save for two hamsters running on their wheels

One of them falls over

[scatmancrothers]

 I’m pissed because Tumblr won’t let me fucking reblog the BAAAALEGDEH vine. Now I remember why I don’t use this piece of crap website anymore! NOTHING WORKS!!! 

*Werner Herzog voice* It's a website that God, if he exists has — has created in anger. It's the only land where creation is unfinished yet. Taking a close look at — at what's around us there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder.

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

“white girl trying to remember the day she was born”

[nomehablen2]

I’m hyperventilating

[ky2ie]

[am1na1992]

this is honestly like in my top 5 fave vines of all time

[scatmancrothers]

honestly, just popping back in for the vines

[scatmancrothers]

I came back on tumblr for the first time in a hot minute to see what’s changed and I was immediately accosted with mysterious, sourceless music that I can’t turn off. So I guess that’s my answer and *Michael Bluth voice* I don’t know what I expected

[yasboogie]

[scatmancrothers]

I asked my friend if she’d ever done her star chart and she was like “what is that like where you find out your little dipper?”

[royalbadness-blog]

Visit Original Link

[scatmancrothers]

I’m getting heart palpitations thinking about seeing The Cure tomorrow. I’m going to throw my socks on stage

[scatmancrothers]

I’m getting my makeup done at Sephora before I go see The Cure next week and I’m nervous I’m gonna walk out looking like this

[wafflesinmyvcr]

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Prince - Kiss

[scatmancrothers]

my opinion on the new pokemon water dog: I love him

[thirdeyegrind]

Visit Original Link

[scatmancrothers]

Greasy and ready to go home and there are two of me