Untitled

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[craftydragonscepter]

i'm fine that's just the old friend

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[craftydragonscepter]

let it all go in the back

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[craftydragonscepter]

make real food for their

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[craftydragonscepter]

the other night i

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[craftydragonscepter]

until you remember you

[cizmer]

kill astrophage

[craftydragonscepter]

look this

[feligayzed]

you gave me everything

[craftydragonscepter]

gave me every thing

[salvaation]

Eridians are apex predators. Humans, despite considering ourselves the top of the food chain, actually fall into the same trophic level as pigs and anchovies—tertiary omnivores.

But humans are pursuit predators. And Eridians seem more likely to be ambush predators.

What I'm saying is on that years-long trip to Erid there were absolutely several instances of Rocky & Grace doing something that was absolutely terrifying to the other one and then having to be like "oh yeah no that's normal. Sorry."

[craftydragonscepter]

thats normal

[infectiouspiss]

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

[craftydragonscepter]

this actually mature or

[salmon-n-hazel]

Dandelions

[craftydragonscepter]

dandelions

[safer-inthe-forrest]

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

[craftydragonscepter]

even want me to

[twinkhole-destroyer]

this interaction happened on a post where I was talking about blowing a guy

[craftydragonscepter]

talking about blowing

[just-a-silly-jellyfish]

you get what i mean?

credits to @glamrockmike for the rocky and adrian pic<3

[craftydragonscepter]

what i mean that

[azu-mog]

Do not think about how a computer would surely be destroyed in Rocky’s atmosphere (even if Grace would be able to sleep, but also they wouldn’t be able to work anymore :))

[craftydragonscepter]

would be able to sleep

[pomnibefriendsgod]

GUESS WHAT!! CONTINUATION COMIC!!

(If you saw my failed posts of this, no, you did not. :) )

This AU is by @ctrl-alt-del-au !! A continuation of THIS post which is based on THIS post :3 (i really hope the linking is right sisndkdn)

Ignore mispellings. im dumb <3

(More under the break!)

YUH reading this now its lowkey kinda abrupt with caine leaving but idc lol

[craftydragonscepter]

ignore mispellings

[autisticlittleguy]

Apparently Eva Stratt at the end of the movie on the ship had a prison tattoo on her neck that meant something along the lines of "life without parole." So, parallel to Grace and Rocky's adventure, there was a whole subplot where Eva Stratt

- Was eventually trialed by governments of the world as a scapegoat and sent to prison

- She somehow BROKE out of said prison and currently commandeers a rogue paramilitary faction of Project Hail Mary loyalists who believe in her over world governments, who presumably are still hunting her down

- She currently is on the run and staying mobile on an ice breaker ship like some kind of james bond villain base (but you know, good) while STILL working on project hail mary the whole time

- Her rogue loyalist faction controlled enough resources they could go to space and collect the beetles Grace had sent. Alternatively, it was the world government that collected the beetles, and Stratt had a whole ass heist movie to steal them, which is why she had the little xenonite figure at the end of the movie. Either ways she was running circles around them.

Absolutely insane. Never piss off a history major

[craftydragonscepter]

never piss off a history

[huanggugugu]

💤💤💤

[craftydragonscepter]

look this