Same Old Sorceress

Hope, writer. Genderfluid, any pronouns, 30s. Only funny on other people's posts. HopeCoppice on AO3. Current obsession: Leverage.

[worst-mark-tourney]

THE FINAL ROUND

Anne Hannity (The Inside Job) VS Damien Moreau (The Big Bang Job)

Worst Mark?

Anne Hannity

Damien Moreau

Remaining time: 6 days 11 minutes

Anne Hannity: Designed a mutation of wheat capable of withstanding the blight UG99, and intended to release this blight on the world to make the company she works for the number one company in agriculture, and so that it would put the other companies out of business while also causing a famine.

Damien Moreau: Career criminal, infamous and renowned. Eliot's previous employer, and the top of the crime pyramid. Almost killed Hardison. Attempted to rig an election in order to escape jail time. Murderous type of guy.

[best-alias-bracket]

Round 4, Poll 4: Gnar Slabdash vs Tara Carlisle

Gnar Slabdash Episode: 5x04 The French Connection Job Character: Nate Gnar Slabdash. The "N" is mostly silent. (propaganda)

Tara Carlisle Episode: 2x09 The Lost Heir Job Character: Tara I checked you out, Mr. Ford. Half my sources say you're a vicious thief. The other half claim you're some sort of high-tech vigilante. I like that. I should put that on my card. There's a process to get Ruth Walton justice. It's called the probate court. Right. The probate court, where Ruth will walk in with a sad story and no executed will. Yeah, let me know how that goes for you. Okay. I know we're in trouble. But the only reason I let Ruth come to you is on the condition that I know everything you're doing.

Best alias?

Gnar Slabdash

Tara Carlisle

Remaining time: 4 hours 18 minutes

[laestoica]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[joyfulness03]

this literally just reminded me to take my meds

[spaceistheplaceart]

and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... monsters???

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[softest-punk]

I was literally running to a medical appointment because I was late but I had to stop to take this photo

[noah-wyles]

[porridgestorage]

Today is Pizza’s Birthday!!!

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[lost-in-eriador]

in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.

[beggars-opera]

Witch 1: When shall we three meet again?

Witch 2: When the hurdy-gurdy's done

Witch 3: *absolutely shredding*

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

I still think pregnancy and childbirth should be degendered. we stopped talking about that and I need us to pick it back up pls

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[wetheurban]

May you heal so deeply that you remember what it feels like to be excited about your future, your creativity, and your life.

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.