WOW PLS.

Found in-game on Diaemus.

[humortrain]

[hellojrdn]

you know he dead

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

[emkaymlp]

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

did someone say halloween

[honeylight]

STOP IT IT’S MAY

[sunsetsatellite]

H A P P Y  H A L L O W E E N

[feralheartbullshit]

can i touch your abs

Not if they touch you first!

[anastasiuh-deactivated20241220]

[mate-center]

did someone say ROMANTIC SWAN BOATS FOR PROMCHAINED?!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cutlassopinions]

you know how when people say “Jack Sparrow” and he corrects them “Captain Jack Sparrow”

petition to start doing that whenever someone says Harley Quinn. “Doctor Harley Quinn”

[cumaeansibyl]

unlike some people in the supervillain world, she’s a real doctor

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

[online-cats]

My pals paws from a different perspective.

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[mo-boyy]

I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it” 

[fullmetal-weaboo-trash]

*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace

[greenekangaroo]

“What’s stopping you from-”

Money. 

Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. 

So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it. 

[insidemymmind-deactivated201310]

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

[divinecaprine]

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

[ohdumbledore]

But she didn’t look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head.

[trashprinxe]

speaking of art history

this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.

and this is her from the back

that is marble, y’all. 

MARBLE.

carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.

i just.

wow.

fucking art, y’all.

fucking.

art.

[boxlunches]

the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me

[rianbane-deactivated20170625]

Things I want in Shadowhunters.

1). Valentine’s white hair needs to be there. Hair so fair it’s almost white.

2). Runes are appropriate sizes and are relevant to their task.

3). Don’t let the actors act as if they were in their 20s because Clary was 15 when the book started.

4). Magnus should be fabulous. His expensive taste should roll off him in waves.

5). Valentine’s obsession with Jocelyn needs to show when he kidnaps her.

6). Clary should only trust Simon first before even thinking about Jace because they have known each other the longest.

7). They need to believe they are brother and sister. Like full on.

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]