※ JENNA MARBLES - “CORN ON THE COB BUT INSTEAD OF THE CORN BONE IT’S A HOT DOG” ※
starters from jenna’s video corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog ! feel free to change pronouns/names/etc !
“Just hear me out for one second.”
“You ever have a friend that just so deeply inspires you?”
“I have one of those friends!”
“You might actually remember him from years ago.”
“He microwaved a candle.”
“Sneezing himself awake is a real thing he did.”
“He is just violently himself.”
“He has broken me many times.”
“Recently, he brought me to new levels of inspiration.”
“Something about this sentence just really got me.”
“I laughed for maybe fifteen minutes straight.”
“That’s a great idea. I want to make it for you.”
“When I hear a sentence like that I can’t just not act on it.”
“What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine!”
“He deserves the very best in life.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do this because, frankly, it’s stupid, and why would anyone do it?”
“I don’t even know if it’s gonna work.”
“I don’t know what else to do if this doesn’t pan out the way I want it to.”
“I don’t think it’s gonna turn out good.”
“I think that would be delicious.”
“I didn’t read this, huh?”
“I don’t understand that sentence.”
“We have a tiny whisk, thanks to Julien.”
“It’s been through a lot.”
“We’re just gonna have to find out.”
“I could just sit here and eat this all day.”
“Are you supposed to measure that?”
“He hurt his face doing that, learn your lesson.”
“I’m really not comfortable with hot oil.”
“Wow. That was fun. And easy.”
“You think this’ll work?”
“Should I throw this out?”
“Yes is the answer to that question.”
“This is great. This is fine. Everything’s fine.”
“Your butt turns them on constantly.”
“Why don’t I do the first one?”
“Oh, god, what is that abomination?”
“I couldn’t think of another way to do it…!”
“Oh, wait, that’s kind of an idea.”
“It kind of makes me want to cry.”
“Jason, I made you a present.”
“This isn’t what I envisioned at all.”
“It’s not really what I wanted.”
“That didn’t work at all.”
“You’re making even more of an abomination than I did.”
“It’s for my friend Jason…!”
“I’m trying, but it’s hot…”
“That’s what you’re asking for.”
“It’s just not right. It’s just not right.”
“Is it wrong? Yeah. Should it be banished forever? Yes.”
“I want to see if it’s possible.”
“This is where my intellectual capabilities end in terms of coming up with how this could possibly work.”
“When I hear something that inspirational it just needs to be done.”
“I hope that you’re happy with the outcome; I know I’m not.”
“What have we learned here?”
“Sometimes, things are better left inside of the brain.”
“I hope that you enjoyed this and I made all of your dreams come true.”
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