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RUBY MARIE JULIET ROSE, love of my life, daughter dear, the shining star in the night sky and the lovely successor of my wife’s wonderful personality and her oh, so predictable cookie jar thievery antics --------------- if I EVER hear you say that again, I will show you first-hand the exact reason why Grimm have never come near this house once in the last eighteen years.

Are we CLEAR ? @nowthorn

#nowthorn #i do this in love so don't think badly of me #me: protects you from a vore ask #me: alt tabs back to this on main #lkasjfdkfjdsafds #also ally if you read this doNT YOU DARE JOIN IN OR ELSE #tw: vore

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✎ + flarefather, i'm too lazy to log in rn but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pls oblige me

Send ✎ for my muse to write a letter to your muse.status ::: accepting!!!

#this is strangely wholesome and I appreciate every word of it #asdfsd ty #reusmater

HAPPY MFING BIRTHDAY SWAN!!!!!!!!!!! my boi, the reason i keep sporadically bringing summer back 2 life, i hope u have the best of birthdays today!!! also write with me u smelly poo

arigatou very much madamesoille

aslkdjfsd no but let me take this opportunity to be full homo about @scattrd because her summer is the result of 2 years of planning and loving and theorizing and meming and her summer is such a soft but fierce and rich blend of a character that her portrayal gives me life, it gives my taiyang life, whenever I’m busy and our local Qrow gives me a heads up or I realize you’re back on, I honest to god just want to drop everything if I can just to write with you

im being hella gay here but ur also the reason i’m hanging on here with taiyang for so long, and also you are the big smelly poo (TM) that I cannot compete against.

here’s to a happy 2019 full of galactic brain moments and resolved STRQ plotholes

#scattrd #OOC #if ally ever deletes her summer i will honest to god cry #and consider deleting myself

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#i've got some stuff to wrap up tomorrow and all but uh #here's my to do list #1. long ass explanation on why we didn't see tai in v4 and v5 going off after the kids #2. long ass meta on how i'm going canon divergent for v6 #3. mid ass meta on his semblance bc i've got something solid

Tai: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy… and my heart has been severely damaged

Tai, tearing up: So Raven, if you’re out there-

#hey i hate this #alsjfdlsjdfadf #yang: hey dad it's been 3 months of cheerios can we-#tai but crying: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU AND MY HEART

incorrect-strq-quotes

Taiyang: Literally, name one thing that’s better than a dog.

Summer: Two dogs.

Taiyang: …holy shit.

#look me in the eye and tell me this didn't happen

there’s somewhat of a prevailing fan theory that taiyang was the one who fell hard for raven and over time she kept squaring off against his advances, but eventually reciprocated to the point of having a shotgun wedding, and the rest is history and just? fantastic, but not exactly my cup of tea

give me parallel developments, give me messy romance, give me the story of bandit girl who realized that when all the dust settled, her eyes lingered on one particular person far longer than she would anyone else, give me the tale of an equally dense mistral boy who misunderstands raven’s conversations with him as pure friendship with no underlying wishes, give me the suspense and shock that comes when qrow carelessly reveals that his twin likes taiyang, and he watches tai’s nonchalance crumble when he realizes he might like raven back

give me the record of growing pains and hilarious misunderstandings that arise when Tai assumes society’s expectations of Raven, and for her, none of that from him, and all the associated drama and life lessons that they learn together, both as a couple and as a squad.

give me raven forcing taiyang to wear a miniskirt once she realizes how hilarious and absurd the entire motion is

just

this is all i want for christmas, please and thank you

#OOC

“ My favorite position? LICENSED HUNTSMAN. --------------- oh boy, what did you think I was going to say? ”

#that's all the nsfw y'all are getting today #jokes on u tho $10 the STRQ guys invented a new bedroom move and named it after careers #anyhow i hope y'all are doing well

becomeshield-a

" I'm you, but sadder. "

#becomeshield #save tag #this is a gem

sunsations-m

' ---so you're telling me a UFO is responsible for all this? '

‘ that’s what i’m sayin’ , yessir , ‘ arms fold across her chest while her head nods in affirmation . she was good at keeping her composure through things like this , even with the most ridiculous of lies . ‘ i mean , who coulda done somethin’ as bad as this ? so powerful & so destructive . surely NOT your wonderful daughters who you love dearly , nuh uh , no way ! ‘

#sunsations #save tag #I know we've been buds for what 2 years now??#godbless this is why i love ur yang sm

raven: Taiyang, what is this imposter of a milk carton doing in the fridge taiyang: it’s not an imposter, Raven, it’s almond milk! Is this your first time seeing it? summer: You see, there are some people that can drink milk just fine, and then there are others that have to drink- qrow, kicking the door open: NUT MILK

#look me in the eye and tell me this didn't happen

for y’all that were waiting on me to go wild on thanksgiving and didn’t see me show up, please read the tags

#OOC #yeah we ended up opening a really nasty can of whoopass and family drama #I don't want to think too much about it and neither am I really in the mindset to explain exactly what happened #but I apologize for not being able to deliver tbh #I just got my laptop back today so i'm seeing all these notifs and i'm just feeling high key terrible about this #all tbh but yeah that's what is going on in a nutshell

“ I love me a good ol’ turkey sizzling away in the oven, and if you listen reeeeeeeal closely, you know what you can hear? THANKSGIVING NOT BEING RUINED -------- anyways, there’s not much left to do in terms of food prep, so please, sit down and have a soda pop in the meanwhile !! ”

#am I calling out fireball and his qrow for the 3rd year in a row? absolutely.#anyways this is an open starter so feel free to RB if you'd like!#everyone is welcome for thanksgiving at the Xiao Long household and I do mean EVERYBODY #taiyang is just gonna pull a Mickey Mouse's House of Mouse tbh and try to be non chalant about everybody that takes a seat

and just because it’s honest shitposting hour:

#OOC #y'all will never ever hear me talk about this because I know that like 75% of ruby blogs back in the day loved the qrow dad theory #and I never wanted to step on toes so I never really said anything and just more or less rp'd with them and let them be happy #but like this is one thing that monty was explicit about on his twitter and #it is a canon fact that I want to honor instead of headcanoning all over #plus I mean if i was pushed that far i could honestly point out a few telling things about tai that ground him as ruby's dad but still #the fact that tai is the lame straight man to qrow's cool and edge is one that will always make me laugh #because it was 4000% the reverse when they were kids prolly #anyhow i've used up all my time so the tumblr police is here to take me away

flarefather

unnamed mutual: I thought you put Taiyang on hiatus because you didn’t have muse for him. Did something happen to spark up your interest in roleplaying him? me: me: well, someone has to stop @qrowned again from nutting in the Xiao Long thanksgiving turkey like he tried to last year.

#if you want more context please look in this blog's archive at the thanksgiving weeks of 2017 and 2016 #but to the anon who asked but i accidentally deleted their ask #this is a tumblr family tradition #fireball's qrow crashes in on Thursday to ruin the turkey dinner and it's my taiyang's godblessed duty to prevent / cease it from happening

also of note: my volume 6 verse for Tai will have him leave Patch with Raven in search of the Ozgang and the girls, stay tuned for more dad content.

#OOC #do y'all remember when I mentioned at the end of v5's airing that I needed to think about where to take tai and how to process things #it's been 7 months of consideration but this is the direction i'd like to take him tbh #because just #vale would stand strong even with the loss of beacon academy #taiyang is one of the huntsmen keeping signal academy on its feet #but when mistral academy is attacked and the white fang show their faces again #y'all know that taiyang isn't going to sit on his butt and let his daughters get involved with the 3rd serious attack on a school #also raven coming back probably shocks him enough to leave with her tbh #but yeah that's my angle #i'm going to properly write about this sometime so hold on to your butts

my folks are heavily cutting down on my laptop time during the break, so if Thursday’s shenanigans are short and focused instead of lasting the usual 3 hours long, I apologize.

#OOC #this is a disclaimer in advance

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