* 𝐇𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? ”
“ i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. ”
“ how old are you again? ”
“ you’re still alive, you old fucker. ”
“ i was getting worried. ”
“ you locked the door for once, good job. ”
“ i put the change back because i’m an honest thief. ”
“ we’re gonna be brave, and we’re gonna get outta this. ”
“ hey! no one told you to move. ”
“ well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. ”
“ it’s easy to make a mistake in the dark. ”
“ you gonna keep me here? kill me? ”
“ i’d like to go home and drink ‘til my face stops hurting. ”
“ people are gonna come looking for me. ”
“ there are worse things than infected out there. ”
“ i got jumped by a couple guys. ”
“ it’s a miracle you’re alive. ”
“ i need you to take a breath. ”
“ rebellion takes time. ”
“ you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. ”
“ i wasn’t expecting it. ”
“ you can’t be stupid like this. ”
“ it’s our business to know things. ”
“ your watch is broken. ”
“ you mumble in your sleep. ”
“ i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didn’t turn into a fucking monster. ”
“ i’m gonna talk to you like you’re an adult. ”
“ people like to tell stories. ”
“ you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. ”
“ no more questions about me. ”
“ was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. ”
“ you’re not immune from being ripped apart. ”
“ from this point forward, we are silent. ”
“ well, i didn’t shit my pants, so... ”
“ save who you can save. ”
“ nobody made you go along with this plan. ”
“ don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault. ”
“ you ask a lot of goddamn questions. ”
“ if you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? ”
“ there’s stuff up there you shouldn’t see. ”
“ well now i have to see. ”
“ i thought about lying for some reason, but the reason didn’t come. ”
“ if i feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. ”
“ you already know i’m bad at lying. ”
“ everything tastes good when you’re starving. ”
“ paying attention to things, it’s how we show love. ”
“ there are no friends to be had. ”
“ i was never afraid before you showed up. ”
“ we have a job to do, and god help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. ”
“ you do what i say when i say it. ”
“ it doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary. ”
“ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ”
“ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ”
“ if you don’t think there’s hope for the world, why bother going on? ”
“ you think i won’t do it? ”
“ i didn’t hear that guy coming. ”
“ i know what it’s like, the first time that you hurt someone like that. ”
“ you shouldn’t have had to, and i’m sorry. ”
“ it wasn’t my first time. ”
“ where would you be without me, huh? ”
“ how did you know it was an ambush? ”
“ we did what we needed to survive. ”
“ did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans. ”
“ i’ve been watching them, i know their patterns. ”
“ pointing an unloaded gun at you was the closest i’ve ever come to being violent. ”
“ i am the bad guy because i did a bad guy thing. ”
“ have you been back to the room you grew up in? ”
“ this is what happens when you fuck with fate. ”
“ i’m scared of ending up alone. ”
“ holy shit, are you dying? ”
“ just a reminder that if you’re dead, i’m fucked. ”
“ you don’t know how to whistle? ”
“ does it sound like i know how to whistle? ”
“ you should teach me how to hunt. ”
“ a bad reputation doesn’t mean you’re bad. ”
“ thanks for still giving a shit about me. ”
“ i did those things to keep us alive. ”
“ we murdered people, and i don’t judge your for it. ”
“ be careful who you put your faith in. the only people who can betray us are the ones we trust. ”
“ you’re the only one i trust. ”
“ is this really all they had to worry about? boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirt… it’s bizarre. ”
“ what are you so afraid of? ”
“ you have no idea what loss is. ”
“ everybody i have cared for has either died, or left me. ”
“ don’t tell me that i would be safer with somebody else because the truth is, i would just be more scared! ”
“ i am not flinching. the rifle just sucks. ”
“ they’re not following us, i think we’re safe. ”
“ what the fuck is wrong with you, sneaking up on me like that? ”
“ was that the first dead body you ever saw? ”
“ as much as i love arguing with your stubborn ass, we’re on a mission here. ”
“ are you gonna kill me? this seems like the perfect place to do it. ”
“ what did the frustrated cannibal do? he threw up his hands. ”
“ what did the triangle say to the circle? you’re so pointless. ”
“ how does a computer get drunk? it takes screenshots. ”
“ you don’t know what it was like to have a family, to belong. ”
“ goddamn it, i wanna punch you so bad. ”
“ we can just be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together. ”
“ i sensed doubt in there. ”
“ i need to know you’re with me. ”
“ any sudden moves, i put one right between your eyes. ”
“ it’s hard to trust strangers. ”
“ luck? there’s no such thing as luck. ”
“ i believe everything happens for a reason. ”
“ i started worrying you wouldn’t wake up. ”
“ you’re a dangerous person, you’ve certainly proven that. ”
“ you can’t survive on your own, no one can. ”
“ you have a violent heart. ”
“ it’s okay, baby girl. i got you. ”
“ you want to learn how to play guitar? ”
“ you kinda seem extra quiet today. ”
“ when i went to pull the trigger i flinched. ”
“ so time heals all wounds, i guess. ”
“ people are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. too soon? ”
“ moon rocks taste better than earth rocks. why? because they’re meteor. ”
“ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot. ”
“ you got hit pretty hard. ”
“ sometimes things don’t work out the way we hope. ”
“ if you just keep going, you find something new to fight for. ”
