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Ryan: Says the most dramatic person in the room. Okay, so what's your excuse now? Didn't you?

Ryan: Not sure. How many people do you need on board to create your own religion?

Ryan: If you have to ask, Sebastian, then you'll never know. My poor boy. My poor sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet boy. You don't even see it. It's fine. You'll be fine. I'm here to rescue you now.

Seb: I am not the most dramatic person in the room, that is by far you. Have you read your own posts?

Seb: Believe it's 25.

Seb: What exactly do I need rescuing from?

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Ryan: You're so dramatic! You don't need an army, one person, probably could have helped you not lose your god damn mind during it.

Ryan: Of course I have, how else would I keep track of the little demons?

Ryan: Hey, i'm not the one who said it, Sebby. You did. You brought it up.

Ryan: Speaking of sex with my wife, you've been sitting around miserably alone for too fucking long. I don't know how many more times I have to keep telling you this before you do something about it.

Seb: Am not dramatic. We were supposed to be social distancing, that's what I did. I didn't lose my mind either. Just haven't done much.

Seb: How many kids you aiming for? the world record?

Seb: How does sex with your wife have to do with me sitting around miserably? And it hasn't been miserably. I'm not fantasizing about you and your wife, trust me.

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Ryan: You're right. I am judging you for it. Quite harshly, I might add. What the fuck man?

Ryan: It's eighteen and I'd appreciate it if you made a better effort to remember.

Ryan: ...So instead of having sex on your own, you're here imagining how much me and Blake have sex? Interesting...

Seb: We were in quarantine for like eight years, asshole. What was I supposed to do? I don't have an army of little people to keep me busy.

Seb: Too much effort. Please tell me you started naming them after their number order because I'll never remember.

Seb: Yeah sure, whatever gets you off, Ryan. If someone else thinking about you doing your wife is it for you. Good to know.

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Ryan: What's up fucker, what are you getting up to these days? Go ahead, tell papa Ryan all your juicy secrets, I promise to give you at least a day before I leak them to TMZ...

Seb: I'm embarrassed to admit I'm getting into a shit ton of nothing, and you'll be judging me for it.

Seb: What are you on kid number fifteen or sixteen now?

Seb: I mean don't you basically always have sex to make that happen so how the fuck you have time to text me?

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AnnaKendrick47: @imsebastianstan Pretty sure you implied it. Anyways, that's what the general public got from it.

iamsebastianstan: that is not what the public got from it, that's what you got from it @AnnaKendrick47 keep dreaming.

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AnnaKendrick47: Well, here's to hoping they see it. But more importantly WORLD! ARE YOU SEEING THIS? @imsebastianstan LOVES THE TWILIGHT SAGA! You've heard it here first!

imsebastianstan: I never said I love it @AnnaKendrick47 don't be spreading slander! It just means that I've watched it.

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AnnaKendrick47: Don't tease me with this idea @imsebastianstan because now I've got my hopes up. And for the record? Twilight was probably some of my best work, sooooo 🤷‍♀️

imsebastianstan: the fans know how to get it done. plead and beg with them, it'll pop up. Was it? I mean it was your best sassy borderline frenemy work I've seen. @AnnaKendrick47

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AnnaKendrick47: 'I'm Walking On Sunshine' just came on shuffle and I may have lost my shit picturing myself in my own movie montage #JustLivingTheDream

imsebastianstan: bet you someone is now gonna make that a reality on youtube. all your clips together to that song. Who ever does it, don't forget her Twilight years! @AnnaKendrick47

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GChan: This needs to happen now. We're gonna fight but we have to put on those sumo costumes first @imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan: my abs do not appreciate the idea of sumo costumes since im guessing you're talking those big blow up ones @GChan other than that bring it on.

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GChan: I don't know about that. I've had a lot of fight training and I'm pretty fast @imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan: lucky for you @GChan so do I. I'll be a strong opponent.

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GChan: Are we gonna fight @imsebastianstan?

imsebastianstan: I could take you @GChan

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GChan: Watching Ella Enchanted because it's the best movie ever and that ending musical number is a bop Don't @ me

imsebastianstan: I don't know how I feel about this @GChan