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independent SELECTIVE private ORIHARA IZAYA from Ryōgo Narita's durarara!! authored by Kit tracking: schadvnfreude see the rules before interactions!!

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moving all threads & chats here!!

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moving all threads & chats here!!

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thinking about revamping this blog. can i get some blog name suggestions?

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Send “Gloryhole” to either give or receive oral sex from my muse through a gloryhole!

(make sure to specify on giving or receiving)

Alternatively, send “Reverse Gloryhole” to have penetrative sex with my muse through a gloryhole!

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consumxd

                                                  @schadvnfreude ll ☪

“I know you–that guy from before…I’m sorry I don’t recall ever getting your name, then again I was kind of distracted by the view.” She chuckled softly, leaning back into the park bench crossing her leg over the other taking in the male’s appearance once again letting out a soft hum of approval. “So I’m Asami–what would your name be or do I just call you sir?” Looking at her bruised knuckles she rubbed her other hand over them gently, trying to hide the evidence that she was in a recent fight.

                   he’s observing the woman before him—taking in her physique like that of an all-seeing god. his sharp, penetrating carmine orbs do not miss the bruised & bloodied knuckles, nor how her own gaze roams his frame like a starving animal. inwardly his lip curls.

                    ‘ i am orihara izaya. information broker of this extravagant city.‘

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You wanted to play, the coldness follows… This isn’t a game! Your life full swallow… —— And I can’t help to smile at your pain! You wanted to play but I already won!

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(Izaya): *fighting shizuo* now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter, you go first.

(Shizuo): ARRRHHHGGHHH

(Izaya): ok, I don’t know where to go with that….

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– THE CRAB IS SO UNDERCOOKED I CAN STILL HEAR IT SINGING UNDER THE SEA.  “

                                                                  SELECTIVE. PRIVATE. EST. 10/25/17.

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               (     Oh  you  naïve  𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 !      )

                   wнo  told  you                              that  you  were                              S A F E  here ?

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((please reblog this as silent permission for me to rp with you.))

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queenofthegutsroad

“No, they shouldn’t. We don’t need a knife wielding maniac running around.”

          ‘ knife wielding maniac, you say? why, whatever are you talking about? ‘

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            ‘ someone has taken my favourite switchblade. incidentally, it just so happens to be the one i’ve had since high school... kindly return it.‘

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Reblog this if your muse likes kids.

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            intelligence & psychopathy combined,      devilish intent & cruel sociopathic tendencies;                         this is what makes up ikebukuro’s infamous information broker —                                                             ORIHARA IZAYA.              this is the story of MADNESS, shady business,                                             & a general disregard for the humans he claims to ’ love ’.

            independent, selective, && private ORIHARA IZAYA.                       loved by KIT. est. august 2010; revamped august 2013 — now.           triggering content will not be tagged.                       like / / reblog if interested in interacting!!

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MEET IVY. she’s a small girl with a lot of energy. she was born deaf, but doesn’t let that stop her from making friends! she loves to bake & will constantly be shoving food in your direction. she works a a school for deaf children as a teaching assistant & honestly could not ask for a better job. ivy lives alone in a small apartment in the big city ( & when i say small, i mean nearly closet - sized ). she’s a big morning person and loves taking walks in the parks right at the break of dawn !

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consumxd .

  ❝ Superheroes don’t ALWAYS come in tights or a cape you know. ❞

          ‘ if that’s the case, my dear woman, then tell me: what DO they come in? ‘

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❛    my teen - angst bullshit now has a body count.    ❜ @axcoholicy

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           ‘ oooh~ a body count, you say?my, my~ how far down the rabbit hole my lovely little humans have fallen…‘