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independent && highly selective blair waldorf from gossip girl. written by caroline low activity sideblog to brightlighttm

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Blair Waldorf + favorite season 4 looks

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🌿 Plant Personality Quiz

tagged by @manhattanruled tagging @psychotictm @familiarloss (whichever muse you prefer) @buriedguilt & anyone who wants to do it!

DANDELION. Scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. You don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. You have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are.

ECHINACEA. A protector. With an amazing blend of optimism, nurturing and goodwill, you lend your strength and energy to those in need. Your seemingly infinite goodwill and boundless supportive energy make you the one people turn to when times are tough. Your greatest strength is, of course, also one of your weaknesses, especially if you neglect to take care of yourself. At times like these, it’s a good idea to take a step back and focus some of that protective energy on yourself.

PEPPERMINT. Unflappable. You are cool in the crisis, calm in the storm, collected amongst the chaos. You’re a breath of fresh air, a waft of inspiration to the down-and-out, a refreshing, inspiring, uplifting person to be around. Of course, even a cool cucumber like yourself can run into trouble. You may try to take on too much, which can leave you feeling weighed down and not quite yourself.

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                       ❝ i’m not a stop along the way, i’m a DESTINATION. ❞                                                       ©

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“  do  you  think  we  can …  TALK ?  chuck’s  idea  of  advice  is  pushing  a  glass  of  scotch  in  front  of  me  and  telling  me  to  forget  about  it  …” // @schemequeened·

❝ and here i thought you, of all people, would know chuck bass is not the person you should go to when in need of advice. ❞ despite the playful tone in her voice and the low chuckle that escaped her lips, blair is somewhat SERIOUS. she gestures with her head for nate to follow her to the living room and sits down on the large cream-colored ottoman.❝ i, however, am great at communication and giving advices. ❞ especially ones people DID NOT ask for; but that, of course, she didn’t say out loud.❝ now, tell me what’s wrong. ❞

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this is h.enry b.ass, folks

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alright, alright, it’s time for my first STARTER CALL!! my darling mutuals, feel free to smash the ♡ if you’d like a canon dialogue starter from blair waldorf. and if you’re a multimuse, don’t forget to specify the muse you want the starter for (seriously, it makes my life a bazillion times easier bc i’m able to picture blair and the muse interacting and choose a fitting starter). 

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❝ the most important parties to attend are the ones you’re NOT invited to. ❞ 

@cxldqueen ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!! (dan humphrey)

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❝ have a little faith━━ and if that doesn’t work, have A LOT of mimosas. ❞

@petrasplaining ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!!

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❝ stop whatever you’re doing━━ we need to shop!! ❞

@deathlywails ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!!

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CHARACTER TRUTHS.

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tagged by: @theoriginalbadass​ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAGGING ME, CUTIE <3

tagging: @girlgraved​ ; @sytheheart​ ;  @quietbeauty​ ; @awesomegaydar​ ; @knowsnavi​ & anyone who wants to do it!!

1. smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. nail-biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. lip-biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. night owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism & pessimism. 9. positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism & confidence. 10. swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 20. finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22. hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. throat - clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25. jaw - clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26. eye - rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27. head tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealously, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34. intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35. quick - witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly & effectively. 36. interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37. doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absentmindedly. 38. irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39. gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40. travel - sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41. sensitive: having or displaying a quick & delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42. melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43. chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44. fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands & feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45. skeptical: not easily convinced, having doubts or reservations. 46. neat - freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47. gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48. prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49. abbreviating: giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50. having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

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alright, alright, it’s time for my first STARTER CALL!! my darling mutuals, feel free to smash the ♡ if you’d like a canon dialogue starter from blair waldorf. and if you’re a multimuse, don’t forget to specify the muse you want the starter for (seriously, it makes my life a bazillion times easier bc i’m able to picture blair and the muse interacting and choose a fitting starter). 

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❝ god, i knew you'd be my social death, puckerman. i just KNEW IT. ❞

@theoriginalbadass ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!!

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❝ a hot lifeguard is like kleenex—— use once and THROW AWAY. you couldn't ask for a better rebound!! ❞

@sebaiser ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!!

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❝ i need your advice. it seems as you've found your way i've LOST mine. ❞

@girlgraved ♡’d for a canon dialogue starter!!