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hi I'm Hannah and I'm a Gemini sorry

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[irkimatsu]

When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise

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[bent-duck]

[darwink-deactivated20210912]

Do ya have a significant other?

I’m significant by myself

[scheufette]

@hunterblakke97 you???

[yeoja]

View this post on Instagram

[quickweaves]

he,lp eme

[scheufette]

@hunterblakke97

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me next year in the animation class

[gothicprep]

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[corporatetwits]

[sixpenceee]

Ten years ago, I taught sophomore creative writing. Two student stories still haunt me to this day

By Red_Grin

Fresh out of college, I took a teaching job in a small town in central Wisconsin. In my sophomore creative writing class, I assigned a flash fiction exercise around Halloween. We’d studied urban legends and folklore, and it was the students’ turn to construct stories of their own.

Assignment length: 100-1000 words. Directions: Scare me.

Keep reading

[anxiousmidwesterner]

omg

[onfallsgameart-deactivated20180]

well then…

[vertureoay-blog-deactivated2021]

:O i love this

[cameronpunjani]

It’s a lot to read, but you won’t regret it at all

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[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

[sofbrat]

respect bees and eat ur vegetables and don’t let anyone make u feel like less than what u are.

[peachcookie]

*sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

LOL men who shame makeup.

All your favorite fellas wear makeup. Everyone on television is wearing makeup. Iron Man is wearing more expensive concealer than your girlfriend.

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[cruel22]

"School is not a fashion show"

Honey, just watch me