I'm on Titan?

stasis

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Fuck it, have this image, whatever. Happy new year

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damn, people still go on this dogshit website eh?

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YouTube sucks

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I wish being funny on Tumblr could still get you pussy

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[severelylegendarybouquet-8317da9]

@gyppa​ I think you’ll find that that picture is of the castles out skirts onto a lake where they would dock ships

Please remember assuming only makes an ass outta you

[gyppa]

Looks like shit cunt

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[symbolone]

this has been a wasp psa

[onenicebugperday]

Yes! Wasps are nice bugs, too!

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’ve been intentionally cultivating yellow jacket nests in my garden for years now and can vouch that they are both exceptionally chill and A+ pest control.

[what-hos-there]

Literally I’ve put popsicle juice on my hand for yellow jackets to lick so they’ll leave my kids’ treats alone and it was absolutely delightful.

The kids are now at the stage where they’re picking up cultural and societal phobias. It’s maddening because all their lives I’ve done my best to tell and show them that bees and wasps are perfectly fine and then some dingus on tv undoes my work with a joke and a laugh track.

[bogleech]

People grossly underestimate how much media and even memes or idle jokes can just up and create fear or disgust for something

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[skrippapeauxs]

[pussylipgloss]

the future is now

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Cyberpunk 2077

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[spyroforlife]

gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

[reynaruina]

also websites that  automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World

[cumaeansibyl]

bring back nose smilies :-)

[porcupine-girl]

There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻‍♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tempest-caller]

Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:

:P

^_^

:3

^u^

:/

O.o

0.0

>:/

<(^u^)>

[batneko]

I am too old to stop using XD

[therev28]

i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of: 

>_>

<_<

[spyderqueen]

Oh man, I’ve missed O.o

Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.

O.o

o.O

O.o

[charlottemadison42]

Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it

[roach-works]

mvp: rude cat wink

>:3c >;3c

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I refuse to read any post that contains more than 15 words or 2 images

[kiurit]

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peepee, as well as poopoo. weewee and doodoo, even.

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kind of sucks that there's no porn allowed on Tumblr anymore but on the other hand all the porn-posting spambots that used to follow me have now been eliminated

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just wanted to share some pictures of my hamster I got about a year ago. his name is Atlas