☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

[zenvanillacoke]

u: *saves the game* ur brain:

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂

[princesstigerbelle]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy

[communistbussy]

I forgot about this one too

[realest-asami-requiem]

the four horsemen

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[the-memedaddy]

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[theawfuledges]

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

[classicmeevs]

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[dearbisexual]

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

[dearbisexual]

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

[catchymemes]

[kittymaverick]

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

[ordinaryredtail]

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny