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Dude | He/They | Adult | MDNI 18+ | Necrophile & Hoplophile | Postal Dude Introject (NOT RP)

[franaberry]

hi*shits this out*

song is You Spin Me Right Round by dope

[mahawavy]

[ghoiau]

gah

[ghoiau]

kogal dude

[ghoiau]

barrel

[real-angelll]

errr kitty cat

yep that's it

[servaltherium]

things that will be BIG in fashion im 2027:

-gaping head wound

-flesh parasite

-autopsy scars

-exposed brain

followfor more on this hit new trend comig soon

[ghoiau]

my muse who i torture

[helicologist]

🐌

🐚 postal 1 dude fanart 🩸 ughh i love him sm 🐌❤️

[esotericmadn3ss]

bro is a still life

[necr0bvnny]

Idk the image in the top right reminded me of P1 Dude and Puppy Champ in my AU so I had to redraw it🥲 big man small dog cuteness

[nidoole]

They should let me get a degree in piracy and my job should be pirating and archiving everything.

[paradiseaz]

safety

[paradiseaz]

ranting and raving over! look at my postal shelf

[whorenrot]

was it all too much or just not enough?

[jackal00p]

Passed my first year of college 😎

Some art to celebrate

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

Same guy who wrote the Shinning btw