Democracy Is Overrated.

🍎 inactive blog made for one joke like two weeks ago

[schlattofficial]

can’t believe this url is open

anyways,

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[zonebur]

Hey guys look at this cool picture of the captain i found :D

[jschlattofficial]

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, he looks very lovely.

[realtommyinnit]

give me mean and problematic things to do i want to make someone cry

[mcytblrprison]

You can put a random blog in prison

[realtommyinnit]

can i put all kinnie blogs in prison

[mcytblrprison]

yes

[jschlattofficial]

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

[jschlattofficial]

hey jschlatt i h0pe ur havin a g00d day :3c u reffered t0 me as furry friend and that made me happy (despite me n0t being an actual furry /gen) s0 here i am bein nice t0 u!! g0 drink water and stretch!!

I’m always doing AMAZING!

Surprisingly enough furries are the only bitches I respect, my furry friend :)

I will drink in your honour at my inevitable coronation.

[jschlattofficial]

THE FIRST MILESTONE OF MANY!! Let’s KEEP WINNING and STAY WORKING!!

[jschlattofficial]

BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR ARF BARK BAKR WOOF havwe a g00dn day

What are you, a fucking furry? Thank you for the latter thought though

[hearty-an0n]

arent u litterally a fucking furry? im a catboy grr bark bark meow bitch

[jschlattofficial]

I refuse to answer that question because this post singlehandedly turned my notifications into a zoo.

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

ew what the fuck you have light mode on?

[jschlattofficial]

Yes.

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

fucking cringe, ur not a real schlatt kinnie

[jschlattofficial]

Real presidents can triumph in any landscape.

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

ok no offence mr president but like you have light mode on, my respect has decreased by 30%

[jschlattofficial]

That’s a shame

[jschlattofficial]

u are a f00l and i hate y0u. /j h0w are y0u 0n this fine day dick head

I’m doing fantastic my fine furry friend. Big plans in progress!!!

[jschlattofficial]

BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR ARF BARK BAKR WOOF havwe a g00dn day

What are you, a fucking furry? Thank you for the latter thought though

[hearty-an0n]

arent u litterally a fucking furry? im a catboy grr bark bark meow bitch

[jschlattofficial]

I refuse to answer that question because this post singlehandedly turned my notifications into a zoo.

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

ew what the fuck you have light mode on?

[jschlattofficial]

Yes.

[jschlattofficial]

Furry

Is that all you’ve got on your résumé? My good bitch, you need to get some better work experience soon

[jschlattofficial]

BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR ARF BARK BAKR WOOF havwe a g00dn day

What are you, a fucking furry? Thank you for the latter thought though

[hearty-an0n]

arent u litterally a fucking furry? im a catboy grr bark bark meow bitch

[jschlattofficial]

I refuse to answer that question because this post singlehandedly turned my notifications into a zoo.

[jschlattofficial]

BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR ARF BARK BAKR WOOF havwe a g00dn day

What are you, a fucking furry? Thank you for the latter thought though

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

anymore kinnies want to follow me? preferably schlatt impersonation accs, but tommy, techno and will impersonation accs are accepted too. pls my ego needs to be boosted more

[jschlattofficial]

no

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

haha funny kinnie haha

[jschlattofficial]

I don’t respect you

[realtommyinnit]

whos joe

[jschlattofficial]

mama

[jschlattofficial]

War?

I am a politician

[kokukuo7]

Rain

[zonebur]

@jschlattofficial

[jschlattofficial]

YES! This is us!!

[mcyt-apocalypse-au]

anymore kinnies want to follow me? preferably schlatt impersonation accs, but tommy, techno and will impersonation accs are accepted too. pls my ego needs to be boosted more

[jschlattofficial]

no