[xdracuellax]

[eclecticpandas]

black lace bralet 

[slavery]

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

we must kinkshame scientists

[954mm]

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally.

[powerburial]

You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying to the customer “yeah im really sorry about that. I know. I understand. Im really sorry. Youre right it is ridiculous. Im sorry” but your eyes are vacant and youre thinking about street fighter combos and what songs might sound good slowed down

[svrcastic]

Group projects with your best friends.

[adeles]

Can you help me? | Finding Dory (2016)

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[imgonnakillyourayromano-deactiv]

*me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?

[kittensplaypenshop]

¤•.¸.•¨° Kitten 3 Piece Giveaway!! °¨•.¸.¤ You win: 1 white or black Kitten 3 Piece set in S/M or L! Rules: All you have to to is reblog this post. You are NOT required to follow. <3 Contest Ends: May 15th 2016 Goodluck!

[tamper]

[cyberrshawtyy]

[natureisthegreatestartist]

Parrot Portrait by Carsten Bo Wahlen

[fionaostbyillustration]

Smooth child

[clarantino-deactivated20150620]

i betcha steve buscemi is a generous over-tipper because he feels guilty about mr. pink’s cheapass tipping philosophy in reservoir dogs.

[let-the-nut-loose-deactivated20]

he actually does over-tip, he said it in an interview somewhere 

[clarantino-deactivated20150620]

my unproblematic fave. my gentle ray of light. my gem amongst stones.

[wahbegan]

Steve Buscemi isn’t the hero we deserve, but god damn it he’s the one we need

[rosiecheeksandfrexkles]

[schleb]

I've been really sick for the last couple days with the flu. So I feel and look like shit and I've been crying because a lot of my confidence comes from how I look. But I'm over it now. I'm not one of those people who looks great when they roll out of bed in the morning but whatever. Still got killer boobs tho.

[futuresideboobs]

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

[babyxboixtrash-blog]

I really really needed this